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[TheRobotDevil]

I really don't see how we can tolerate The Authority's obsession with buttsecks, do you Juice?

I think his Pryor jersey may be a little too tight

 

[JuiceTheGator]

10 posters in this thread talking about butt sex with men yet somehow I get criticized.

I really don't see how we can tolerate The Authority's obsession with buttsecks, do you Juice?

It does seem he increases the chances of innocent plorsters catching a buttsechs communicable disease. I know I'll be putting an extra layer of toilet paper down on the SportsHoopla shitter tomorrow morning.

 

[The Authority]

I really don't see how we can tolerate The Authority's obsession with buttsecks, do you Juice?

You seem confused. Your butt buddies that don't bother you are the ones obsessed with buttsex.

 

[The Authority]

I think his Pryor jersey may be a little too tight

did you jump on Oregon's nuts because its really important to you to be associated with a winning team?


since usc sucks now and all.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

It does seem he increases the chances of innocent plorsters catching a buttsechs communicable disease. I know I'll be putting an extra layer of toilet paper down on the SportsHoopla shitter tomorrow morning.

How much exposure to the authority puts a poster at risk to contract it? And what are the symptoms?

 

[The Authority]

Because I have a crush on you, I'm obsessed and the only reason I post on SportsHoopla is to hate on Ohio State.

Isn't that how you put it? :rollseyes:

No. That's how you put it. In all the dozens of threads where you talk about me, even when I am not around.



I rustle your jim jims even when I'm not around.

 

[The Authority]

How much exposure to the authority puts a poster at risk to contract it? And what are the symptoms?

this is some of the shittiest posting I have ever seen. How did you become such a shitty poster?

 

[The Authority]

"The Authority's shit spewing is better than my shit spewing so I will lock him in the toilet bowl"


-HammerDown

 

[TheRobotDevil]

this is some of the shittiest posting I have ever seen. How did you become such a shitty poster?

I was mirroring you tear drop. Seems you have a low self image

 

[The Authority]

This seems like a preemptive strike in case Ohio States beats Oregon's ass.

am I right?

 

[The Authority]

I was mirroring you tear drop. Seems you have a low self image

You weren't mirroring anything other than being a nutswinging bandwagon queer.

Which screams low self esteem.

 

[The Authority]

So you like getting banged from behind

Haaa. Dude likes thinkin' about doing himself doggie.


<blech>


I think there's a Bevo burger reference in here somewhere but I can't quite grasp it.

Which are you more disturbed by? That Smoke wanted to fuck Terrell Pryor in the ass, or that Authority wants to fuck himself in the ass?

I think it must be that bad boi attraction that makes these OSUx fans wanna' do Pryor in thee ass.

"but we'll accuse someone else of obsessing over buttsex"

 

[HammerDown]

The. Worst. Ever.

It's gone now.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

This seems like a preemptive strike in case Ohio States beats Oregon's ass.

am I right?

Oy rooting for the ducks because we have a stronger rivalry vs Ohio state, Some of the OSU fans are obnoxious and it's the ducks last shot. Sanctions are over and SC has a strong young team. The Trojans will be back on top next year.

 

[JuiceTheGator]

Oy rooting for the ducks because we have a stronger rivalry vs Ohio state, Some of the OSU fans are obnoxious and it's the ducks last shot. Sanctions are over and SC has a strong young team. The Trojans will be back on top next year.

OMG! Unbridled optimism is a symptom of thee OSUx buttsechs disease!! Did you wash your hands after using the SportsHoopla urinal today?

 

[TheRobotDevil]

OMG! Unbridled optimism is a symptom of thee OSUx buttsechs disease!! Did you wash your hands after using the SportsHoopla urinal today?

No is there a cure? I'm not wearing a sweater vest yet

 

[JuiceTheGator]

lmao!

Have you had the urge to have several fake, Fred Sanford heart attacks before retiring to a new job yet? That's stage 2. Stage 1 is making the "O" sign everywhere. The "O" of course, is representative of the anus.

 

[BoiseMike19]

Is Authority gone, or just living in the toilet bowl for a few weeks?

 

[TheRobotDevil]

lmao!

Have you had the urge to have several fake, Fred Sanford heart attacks before retiring to a new job yet? That's stage 2. Stage 1 is making the "O" sign everywhere. The "O" of course, is representative of the anus.

I've noticed myself avoiding answering questions by asking questions and changing topics. Thought about getting my tips dyed. And caught myself looking at an over weight lesbian today before I came to my senses. Is that bad?

 

[JuiceTheGator]

I've noticed myself avoiding answering questions by asking questions and changing topics. Thought about getting my tips dyed. And caught myself looking at an over weight lesbian today before I came to my senses. Is that bad?

It's hard to tell. The fat lesbian thing sounds normal to me.

Just avoid bowling allies for awhile and hide your sandals on days when you're wearing brown socks...should be fine.