If there was a movie made about the Lions, who would play who?

[RobBase]

That's racist.

 

[Coach_Ed_LPW]

That's racist.

No he's racist

 

[Coach_Ed_LPW]

Wee man could play me.

 

[Coach_Ed_LPW]

 

[broncosmitty]

No he's racist

Racist or not, he'll work as an aging Mel Farr Superstar.

 

[gandydancer]

Wee man could play me.

Glad to see you accept being short as I do being portly.

 

[gandydancer]

Better yet, it should be this guy. I can hear you saying " call me short one more time"

 

[Coach_Ed_LPW]

Glad to see you accept being short as I do being portly.

Accept and embrace! God made me how he made me...not extremely tall, but extremely good looking! But seriously, I tried harder...a little case of the short mans disease but in a good way. I had speed and quickness and used it to my advantage. The biggest guy I played ball with was soft, a big puss with no heart. I was leadoff hitter and played center field, running back and defensive back. I was pretty good at basketball too but I didn't make the school team...damn coach discriminated against 5'8 guys. That's in all seriousness, there were at least 3 kids I was better than...still ticks me off. If you didn't make it in 8th grade you might as well not tryout, coach stuck with the same guys. I played pretty good against Mateen Cleaves a few times too..ahh glory days.

 

[Coach_Ed_LPW]

My boy is in 8th grade...he's 5'9 already..he doesn't have my quicks.

 

[Coach_Ed_LPW]

Racist or not, he'll work as an aging Mel Farr Superstar.

ahhh good one. I remember that dealership in Grand Blanc. Went out of business...who puts a Ford dealership in GM town? dumbass

 

[Coach_Ed_LPW]

I miss Mel Gray. Can we get a return TD this year from someone. Ross shit the bed last year what happened?

 

[gandydancer]

I miss Mel Gray. Can we get a return TD this year from someone. Ross shit the bed last year what happened?

Remember his two TD returns were in the snow. Was it or was it not the weather? That is the question.
He had a few other long returns here and there. Just as other sucky return guy can have. He irked me for the all to often bad decisions near the goal line.

I guess I have daddy issues and I'm just fucking hating to hate. I should prolly stick my ear to a hot plate.

 

[RobBase]

Hot dog fingers.

 

[broncosmitty]

Hot dog fingers.

Easy to find mittens, hard to find gloves.

 

[TBBishop]

My first thought was Jonah Hill to play Stafford.

 

[LPinSLC]

Accept and embrace! God made me how he made me...not extremely tall, but extremely good looking! But seriously, I tried harder...a little case of the short mans disease but in a good way. I had speed and quickness and used it to my advantage. The biggest guy I played ball with was soft, a big puss with no heart. I was leadoff hitter and played center field, running back and defensive back. I was pretty good at basketball too but I didn't make the school team...damn coach discriminated against 5'8 guys. That's in all seriousness, there were at least 3 kids I was better than...still ticks me off. If you didn't make it in 8th grade you might as well not tryout, coach stuck with the same guys. I played pretty good against Mateen Cleaves a few times too..ahh glory days.

Everything is going to be alright. Breathe in through your nose and out through your mouth. Woooosaw.

It's okay to be short bruh.

 

[LPinSLC]

It's not your fault.

 

[Dr. Evil-er]

 

[broncosmitty]

ahhh good one. I remember that dealership in Grand Blanc. Went out of business...who puts a Ford dealership in GM town? dumbass

The best commercials were when Mel wore a cape.


God Bless You, YouTube

 

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