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I would like to introduce y'all to "Semi-Automattic"

jstewismybastardson

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Some more advice...When your pregnant wife asks for a backrub, don't give her the half-hearted one handed treatment while continuing to watch the hockey game :L

/Yes, I still hear about it

my wife knows not to ask for one during a hockey game

but your advice is good in so far as when your pregnant wife asks for a backrub, don't give her the half-hearted one handed treatment and then fall asleep
 

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Also never fall asleep while timing her contractions, They get testy over that. Trust me I know.

or during actual labour. yes, another use of the :L smiley.
Hey, it was a long day for me too. She got the epidural, I got a nap.
 

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NICE!!!!



I even made it that nasty red wing color for ya. :-)

I expect hockey playing photos within 2 years or you fail. :-)
 

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congrats dude!!! I'll be in your shoes soon enough, less than 30 days to go man!

Nate
 

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Congrats, Auto! Sleep now while you can! Love the name.

When my son was born I wanted to name him after a hockey player. My first choice was Vladislav. Mrs 43 said no. She also shot down Wayne, Gordon, Bernie and Martin. And I wasn't going to name him Patrick. So he wound up being Jeremy, after everyone's favorite sharply dressed loudmouth.

Impending congrats Moog and Hawaiian. Kids rule.
 

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I know im a little late to this party but congratz auto.

P.S. I'm surprised you named your son after my boy hjalmarrson :D
 

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Congrats auto same bday as Chris terreri maybe you'll have a little goalie best of luck to you and your family
 

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im late to the party.... Congrats to you and your family
 

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I know im a little late to this party but congratz auto.

P.S. I'm surprised you named your son after my boy hjalmarrson :D



Man, I almost negged this. Not because of your comment, but because Hjalmarrson ain't getting me enough fantasy points!:eek:
 

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Mother and child are good to go home this afternoon! Gonna be able to watch his first Wings game tonight! Ironically he is already around the average age of the Blues...
 

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Lol, great to hear Matt.
 

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Well he learned a good lesson tonight. If you fall asleep during a 3-3 hockey game, you might get woken up by dad's game winning goal yell!
 
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