jstewismybastardson
Lord Shitlord aka El cibernauta
Some more advice...When your pregnant wife asks for a backrub, don't give her the half-hearted one handed treatment while continuing to watch the hockey game
/Yes, I still hear about it
my wife knows not to ask for one during a hockey game
but your advice is good in so far as when your pregnant wife asks for a backrub, don't give her the half-hearted one handed treatment and then fall asleep