I work part-time at a gun shop up in Cookstown

[Omar 382]

And today, a driver runs swerves into our huge "GUNS" sign we have out on the highway in the rainy afternoon. Matt Klentak stumbles out of the car and pours five white, oval pills into his hand from a container and downs them with Jack Daniels. He then comes in and demands an HK, and two AK's. As my assistant goes to grab him, Klentak mumbles something to himself:

If this is to end in fire
Then we should all burn together
Watch the flames climb high into the night

And if we should die tonight
Then we should all die together
Raise a glass of wine for the last time

Calling out "Father oh"
Prepare as we will
Watch the flames burn auburn on
The mountain side
Desolation comes upon the sky

At first, I recognized it as an ancient Celtic song my father used to sing to me in the olden days, but on second thought I'm getting a little worried...

 

[Omar 382]

I also asked my manager if we should sell him three automatic rifles considering he was intoxicated and didn't have a permit, and as he spit Longhorn into his Coke bottle, he said: "In four months that crooked bitch might run us right out of business. We'll take all the sales we can get at this point"

 

[Omar 382]

I meant to say "grab them" as in the guns

 

[Cedrique]

Thanks for the clarification, but this thread is still going over my head. Then again, my knowledge is mostly limited to 80's songs and/or movies and marginal 70's and 80's baseball players.

 

[Omar 382]

Thanks for the clarification, but this thread is still going over my head. Then again, my knowledge is mostly limited to 80's songs and/or movies and marginal 70's and 80's baseball players.

There's no point. It's more jibber-jabber from the left-wing media. I'm just saying that he's hopeless

 

[Cedrique]

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