You don't like it? Don't hit the kicker. Sure, he danced like a beautiful ballerina, but touching the guy is a penalty whether you barely graze him or you choke-slam him to the ground. Just a difference of severity, and 5 yards is enough on 4th and 3.
Not really sure why Brasky is bringing this up anyway. I'll say this now, if our 7-5 UW squad is ahead of your 10-2 team with 2 minutes in the game, you don't deserve to play in the Rose Bowl.