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Homer in a bike accident

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The only known eyewitness, one M. Cooke, commented on the terrible scene. "It was horrible. He was just biking along, straight down the path, when a 5 foot 11 205 pound rock flew from his blindside and just took him out." Cooke is currently wanted for further questioning as he fled the scene when the forensics officer removed his gloves. The investigating officer is Sheriff Campbell; despite 38 video cameras pointed at the scene from multiple angles it is unknown whether charges will be pressed or what penalties will be sought.
 

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Just read this. I hope Homer gets well and recovers from this.
 

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I'm betting his pride is hurting more than his injuries right now, but still....that sucks. lol
 
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