Hockey Fashion Police

[elocomotive]

Grown men don't wear shirt with Sesame Street characters on them. Especially when they don't have children.

Alex Ovechkin, you're under arrest.

 

[elocomotive]

Sydney Crosby....

You're under arrest.

 

[The Q stache]

What is he like 23, give him a break. I would wear something similar though im 20 and still in college

 

[elocomotive]

Don Cherry...

You are sentenced to death!

 

[The Q stache]

Sydney Crosby....

You're under arrest.

Now this is just an awful looking shoe

 

[The Q stache]

Don Cherry...

You are sentenced to death!

This is a level of class I didnt know exsisted

 

[SuperFlyer13]

Don Cherry...

You are sentenced to death!

Shit you should have seen some of the ridiculous cowboy outfits he used to wear when he coached the Rockies. interesting to say the least!

 

[Jimmy_the_Tongue]

Don Cherry doesn't belong in this thread....it's what he does...

Where is Sean Avery?....he has his own clothes brand...

 

[elocomotive]

Any girl wearing a pink jersey...

You're under arrest.

 

[elocomotive]

Where is Sean Avery?....he has his own clothes brand...

Under arrest!

 

[Jimmy_the_Tongue]

Under arrest!

lol...he deserves to be pummled for wearing that...in my neighborhood, he would be...

 

[dash]

Big Buff wanted for questioning...

 

[Jimmy_the_Tongue]

Big Buff wanted for questioning...

He looks like Elmo....

 

[Comeds]

Is overuse of a turtleneck a crime? If so.....

 

[elocomotive]

Big Buff wanted for questioning...

If it wasn't his team colors, he'd be under arrest. But since it is, we'll just make him notify everyone in his neighborhood and put him in the internet database.

 

[BOSSMANPC]

Is overuse of a turtleneck a crime? If so.....

I'm afraid of "females" that wear turtle necks. I always think their hiding an adams apple or something.

 

[ritari330]

Shit you should have seen some of the ridiculous cowboy outfits he used to wear when he coached the Rockies. interesting to say the least!

something like these?

 

[ritari330]

this made me lol

 

[HamiltonsDropped]

Ilya

Most Wanted. Shoot on sight.

 

[HamiltonsDropped]

how has no one posted this classic yet?
OV could make this list every day I'm sure... (well, Euro hockey players in general)