Hero destroyed: Mickey Mantles corked bat goes up for auction

[BUCCS469]

Let's say 'normalizing is .275 BA. Sound about right? What would he have to hit over the last 4/5ths of the season to 'normalize'? About .300? Yeah, I just don't see that happening. If he ever strung together a 10 game hitting streak, I think he might blow a coronary artery.

yeah..he goes apeshit when they win 2 in a row

 

[blade]

My oldest needs a ride home in a half hour. Can you help me out?

Haha. Aren't you glad your kids are in a private school so you don't have to depend on a public school employee to drive them on a school bus.

Fuck



that



shit

 

[BUCCS469]

Haha. Aren't you glad your kids are in a private school so you don't have to depend on a public school employee to drive them on a school bus.

Fuck



that



shit

we just had a bus driver here busted for child molestation...the dude looked homeless...who hires these fucking people?

 

[redseat]

we just had a bus driver here busted for child molestation...the dude looked homeless...who hires these fucking people?

The same people who work for the defunked Fung Wa bus line or however you spell that

 

[Lord Scalious]

Am I Front Running bitch yet?

 

[blade]

we just had a bus driver here busted for child molestation...the dude looked homeless...who hires these fucking people?

Your Chinese-sponsored government.

Fuck



that



shit

 

[BUCCS469]

fuckin james loney

 

[Kate Upton]

Haha. Aren't you glad your kids are in a private school so you don't have to depend on a public school employee to drive them on a school bus.

Fuck



that



shit

Yes, but that's far from the only reason they're in private schools.

What I need to do is get them residence somewhere downtown, in a "failing school district," so I can leech off of the state like everybody else.

 

[BUCCS469]

Am I Front Running bitch yet?

yeah...you have been since last year....where you been all day?

 

[Lord Scalious]

fuckin james loney

Fuck'n Roided

 

[BUCCS469]

Yes, but that's far from the only reason they're in private schools.

What I need to do is get them residence somewhere downtown, in a "failing school district," so I can leech off of the state like everybody else.

thats a fine idea

 

[Kate Upton]

Am I a bitch yet?

Always

 

[BUCCS469]

Fuck'n Roided

yeah the whole 1 homer he's hit lol

strange approach to hitting though...cuts his swing down with 2 strikes and just tries to put it in play....who does that?

 

[blade]

Yes, but that's far from the only reason they're in private schools.

My daughter is in second grade and she's already multiplying/dividing numbers with decimals and writing in cursive. Public schools suck.

 

[Lord Scalious]

yeah...you have been since last year....where you been all day?

Driving and taking 15 Shots of Jack.. Dipping weed.. After a few Lines of coke..and a Cheeseburger

But, don't worry. I don't smoke Cigs...so I'm safe and ready to go..

 

[BUCCS469]

Driving and taking 15 Shots of Jack.. Dipping weed.. After a few Lines of coke..and a Cheeseburger

But, don't worry. I don't smoke Cigs...so I'm safe and ready to go..

cigarettes are dangerous says snoogy the bear

 

[blade]

Fuck'n Roided

You say that like it is a bad thing. Heatwave is the only guy I know who thinks steroids is bad.

Michael Morse is sacrificing his future health for the good of the team. What a teammate! Roid up, bitches.

 

[BUCCS469]

My daughter is in second grade and she's already multiplying/dividing numbers with decimals and writing in cursive. Public schools suck.

no shit...and with all the liberal pc shit...they are going to get worse before they get better.

 

[Lord Scalious]

Always

Reds looked good today. Jay Bruce is Clutch...

 

[Kate Upton]

thats a fine idea

I'm telling ya...

I should buy some foreclosed shit box in downtown Cincy, claim it as my residence, and apply for grants for my girls' tuition.

Of course if they asked for tax returns, I'd be fucked, but I'm honestly not sure that they do.