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[Uno]

sure as shit does for me

it also makes me funnier and more handsome

must have never posted high before then

 

[Ron Burgundy]

pssst...he said that after I posted that...

and it would require me believing him....someone who drinks that much, that often never gets behind the wheel to make a quick packy run? Bullshit...

In other words, you're real sensitive to cigarette smoking criticism...

 

[Uno]

On days when I drive, I have a couple drinks on my ride home.


But I don't crack the first sip until I'm on the highway.. and i've researched it... A person with my size (6'1, 250) can actually drink four drinks in an hour and not be over the limit.

Not helpful for your argument that you're not an alcoholic

 

[gener8tr]

I think there is some strong evidence of heroin destroying ones entire existence

Opiates need to stay in the hands of the professionals and they're perfectly fine. Trust me on this one

 

[Uno]

In other words, you're real sensitive to Everything...

Fixed

 

[Ron Burgundy]

What, drinking themselves into an early grave?

Want the statistics of teen alcohol abuse from teens that grow up in a house with a drunk?


"You should have your kids taken from you"

What I'd say if I were on soapbox like you....

Ok, so we can add Down's cigarette addiction to the list of things he cant' discuss rationally...

 

[Down38st8]

On days when I drive, I have a couple drinks on my ride home.


But I don't crack the first sip until I'm on the highway.. and i've researched it... A person with my size (6'1, 250) can actually drink four drinks in an hour and not be over the limit.

"I don't drink and drive...I just drink while I'm driving...l"

Brilliant shit right there folks...

 

[blade]

A person with my size (6'1, 250) can actually drink four drinks in an hour and not be over the limit.

That would be 4 ounces of alcohol. Burnoff rate is .015/hour. No way in hell you are under the limit if you drink four one ounce drinks in one hour.

 

[Down38st8]

Ok, so we can add Down's cigarette addiction to the list of things he cant' discuss rationally...

We were doing just fine until you got on your soapbox, you hypocritical abusive drunk...

 

[black francis]

Right after you provide a link to me saying "black" and "fag" are interchangeable AND another one saying they're interchangeable in all circumstances...If you can't provide the link, provide the explanation for the whining about it for over a week now

link was posted pages ago. I'd say 3 pages, but if it was 4 pages ago, I dont want to play your semantics game.

your turn, liar

 

[chappee11]

You've been on a real roll lately...

First it was my daughter is "likely gay because she's a good soccer player"

Then it was "Led Zeppelin didn't write Whole Lotta Love by Led Zeppelin"

Today it's "People who smoke weed don't beat their wives and always drive slow"

Appreciate the applause, GD! The weed comment was merely relative to alcohol, though, if you want to give proper credit.

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Sure he is...Have you heard him speak in the last 10 years?

Yeah. Sounds a lot like the guy from the previous 10 years

 

[MilkSpiller22]

I once took magical mushrooms... I halucinated that i was a mammoth, and i was eating clowns heads out of a dog bowl... then when i stopped eating my lunch i ran into the mountains to see a talking colliflower, he was racist against brocolli...

 

[Uno]

Ok, so we can add Down's cigarette addiction to the list of things he cant' discuss rationally...

Well he has a point...drinking as much as you do isn't healthy...but there's almost no benefit to smoking...it stinks, it almost guarantees a slow painful death, it turns your teeth and skin yellow, it stinks, it's expensive, and it stinks

 

[b_lake]

sure as shit does for me

it also makes me funnier and more handsome

Yes it does, in your own view at the time...

Thing is, the non-stoned views tend to be more trustworthy...


Don't let any of my comments take away from the love that I have for ganja though...I really think the world would be a better place (well, this country which is all that matters anyway) if it weren't a criminal offense to possess it...

 

[BUCCS469]

You feel like you aren't breaking the speed limit because you're fucking stoned...Look down at the speedometer once in a while when you're high...



























Don't forget to look back up at the road!!!

man my buddy mike was driving about 35 on i-75 cause he was so high all the lights looked liked the starship enterprises view screen when they were at warp 9....people we passing us left and right..we had a good laugh at all the "assholes" driving like a bat out of hell.....when the cops stopped us he asked mike are you drunk or high or something....mikes response "we never drive drunk officer..were all high"...the cop chuckled a bit then told him to speed it up because he was going to get run over.

 

[gener8tr]

"I don't drink and drive...I just drink while I'm driving...l"

Brilliant shit right there folks...

If his math is correct, it's perfectly sensible.

 

[Ron Burgundy]

"I don't drink and drive...I just drink while I'm driving...l"

Brilliant shit right there folks...

Generally the term "drink and drive" means "drive drunk"


I don't do that.

 

[Ron Burgundy]

That would be 4 ounces of alcohol. Burnoff rate is .015/hour. No way in hell you are under the limit if you drink four one ounce drinks in one hour.

Look it up.

 

[Uno]

link was posted pages ago. I'd say 3 pages, but if it was 4 pages ago, I dont want to play your semantics game.

your turn, liar

No it wasn't...now you're reduced to lying instead of just whining and changing my arguments?



Yep, you're officially my bitch