Hell In The Cell Match-Big Red Said vs. Jed Burks

[FNG]

Let just have a cage match between you guys. Win by pin or submission.
The war between you guys is GREAT entertainment. Love coming to the site reading the different threads. When I having a bad day reading the crack back makes me smile.

 

[jedburks]

I am in. But I think BRS would have the advantage because he is used to being locked in a cage with another guy.

 

[Big Red Said]

LMAO...

What I wouldn't give to have just a minute of time with Jed (one on one).

Don't get too excited Jed... not for your gay pleasures...

Since this will most likely never happen (real life) due to real life laws... I will appease him with banter on a board where he can share his phenomenal football wisdom with all of us who have no idea what Nebraska Football really is.

With that... let me just say... Jed.... You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you!

 

[FNG]

I am in. But I think BRS would have the advantage because he is used to being locked in a cage with another guy.

What weapons will you use in the match? What will BRS use?

 

[huskers1217]

 

[vtpoop]

 

[Big Red Said]

What weapons will you use in the match? What will BRS use?

I know Jed will be using his weapon of choice... his mouth! :bj:

I have to hit a meeting and will come back for more fun later...

I am sorry Jed for engaging in this type of behavior with you... This is not like me... and I know you have had a hard life.... You were so poor that when you asked you're mom what's for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.

 

[chucksker]

 

[spdybeaver]

:arg:

 

[jedburks]

LMAO...

What I wouldn't give to have just a minute of time with Jed (one on one).

Don't get too excited Jed... not for your gay pleasures...

Since this will most likely never happen (real life) due to real life laws... I will appease him with banter on a board where he can share his phenomenal football wisdom with all of us who have no idea what Nebraska Football really is.

With that... let me just say... Jed.... You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you!

You keep chirping about getting me alone. I can only come to one conclusion with that. You want a piece of my ass. Now I have been working out alot lately and am looking pretty good but I still don't swing that way. Sorry to continue to disappoint you. I have told you countless times that I would be more than willing to meet you sometime. You are the one that keeps talking about it but doesn't want to act on it. Why not? Do you not think you could control yourself? I mean, I know I am dead sexy, but I believe you could contain yourself. I mainly believe that you could control yourself because I know how much you prefer the younger college boys. Why else would you be doing what you do? When I was on my couch on the sideline I thought it was really weird you were volunteering to allow the back up QBs to take practice snaps from under center from you but then when I saw the huge smile on your face why RK3 put his hands up there I was able to understand so much more. A little word of advise, when you sway your hips side to side like that before you snap the ball it starts to look a little obvious. Also, snap the ball on one. It is just warmups. Brion shouldn't have to go to 15 for you to snap it.

One more thing, stick to the mom comments. You are much better at those comments than the others.

 

[Brasky]

 

[Big Red Said]

You keep chirping about getting me alone. I can only come to one conclusion with that. You want a piece of my ass. Now I have been working out alot lately and am looking pretty good but I still don't swing that way. Sorry to continue to disappoint you. I have told you countless times that I would be more than willing to meet you sometime. You are the one that keeps talking about it but doesn't want to act on it. Why not? Do you not think you could control yourself? I mean, I know I am dead sexy, but I believe you could contain yourself. I mainly believe that you could control yourself because I know how much you prefer the younger college boys. Why else would you be doing what you do? When I was on my couch on the sideline I thought it was really weird you were volunteering to allow the back up QBs to take practice snaps from under center from you but then when I saw the huge smile on your face why RK3 put his hands up there I was able to understand so much more. A little word of advise, when you sway your hips side to side like that before you snap the ball it starts to look a little obvious. Also, snap the ball on one. It is just warmups. Brion shouldn't have to go to 15 for you to snap it.

One more thing, stick to the mom comments. You are much better at those comments than the others.

Probably not Jed... probably not (bolded above)...

But talking about dumb retorts... OK... you have it mastered...

Jed; I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

 

[huskers1217]

Sorry brs but the Howard1217 scorecard has it 10-9 Jed after round one

 

[chucksker]

howard?

 

[huskers1217]

Howard lederman

 

[chucksker]

oh, duh i thought for some reason you completely fucked up spelling huskers1217

 

[Big Red Said]

Sorry brs but the Howard1217 scorecard has it 10-9 Jed after round one

You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.

 

[popeyecv64]

whats going on in here ??

 

[Smoke]

whats going on in here ??

:boxing:

 

[huskers1217]

You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.