Happy Holidays everyone

[Oldtom]

King Jong Un: "Fuck Dallas!"

Hey, isn't that Pukin's horse?

We witch you a Merry Saturnalia and a Happy Religious Festival of whatever ilk.
Screw the New Year, in or out - time is just a fabricated convention. There is now, there was now, and there always will be now.
All the best, to one and all.

 

[beantownmaniac]

 

[beantownmaniac]

 

[evolver115]

Merry Christmas SportsHoopla peeps

 

[Oldtom]

I Can Not understand all of the SO(pho)NY phuss - they only just made an elaborate, and extremely expensive joke about assassinating him - and, showed how to carry it out.
WTF, the guy is already ass-inated - they just added another ass to it, eh. Speaking of which, S(top)Harper denies the premise that he was about to make a top-secret (Snobby Nicholson/B'rer Baird) visit to No Kor... "Obviously, it would be something We would entertain, but, it isn't on my... Our radar. Besides, my (whipped-out)... Our government F-18's can't really range that far. We'll just have to wait for the R.B. Bennett statue/2.5 billion Can $ re-vamp of 'The Hill' and its omni-bust-associated, secretly reinstated, Avro Arrow program to come to fruition, (creating 2 or 3 new jobs for unsuspecting Canarduckians)... then, We'll be able to Bombardier anyone We like... or don't like... (heh, heh). even the Moon... AND... in this festive season... let us not forget Our boys, fighting the good fight... let's bring home the gold this time, eh fellas... y'know... for the real... average, fellow citizens, and foreign workers.
Let us not forget, just how lucky we all are, here in the Fief-dom of Canarduckia... for the past eight Crispy-masses we've gotten Good-Will messages from three Mon-archs - one in the AM from Her Majesty, then the PM one, and then The GG - kinda warms your cockles, (on the way to the food bank) eh.

 

[IndyAndy]

Merry Christmas, everybody.

 

[Sgt Brutus]

Happy Holidays

ftb

 

[Comeds]

I Can Not understand all of the SO(pho)NY phuss - they only just made an elaborate, and extremely expensive joke about assassinating him - and, showed how to carry it out.
WTF, the guy is already ass-inated - they just added another ass to it, eh. Speaking of which, S(top)Harper denies the premise that he was about to make a top-secret (Snobby Nicholson/B'rer Baird) visit to No Kor... "Obviously, it would be something We would entertain, but, it isn't on my... Our radar. Besides, my (whipped-out)... Our government F-18's can't really range that far. We'll just have to wait for the R.B. Bennett statue/2.5 billion Can $ re-vamp of 'The Hill' and its omni-bust-associated, secretly reinstated, Avro Arrow program to come to fruition, (creating 2 or 3 new jobs for unsuspecting Canarduckians)... then, We'll be able to Bombardier anyone We like... or don't like... (heh, heh). even the Moon... AND... in this festive season... let us not forget Our boys, fighting the good fight... let's bring home the gold this time, eh fellas... y'know... for the real... average, fellow citizens, and foreign workers.
Let us not forget, just how lucky we all are, here in the Fief-dom of Canarduckia... for the past eight Crispy-masses we've gotten Good-Will messages from three Mon-archs - one in the AM from Her Majesty, then the PM one, and then The GG - kinda warms your cockles, (on the way to the food bank) eh.

And to you as well. Enjoy!

 

[puckhead]

Comeds must have gotten the gibberish-to-English dictionary for Christmas.

 

[puckhead]

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

^^ Looks like someone was wrapping the presents while glancing through Puckhead's NSFW thread again.

 

[WestEndVol]

Man, it's like a whole different world in here. Hope Santa was good to you guys.

 

[Oldtom]

Comeds must have gotten the gibberish-to-English dictionary for Christmas.

Phunny how it gats right uppa da noses of them thar bi-coastal typers (o,r is it p-off cuspers)- as in, those that sings the praises of the Vindaloover Can'tucks, Nude Yuck deRangers, and Phull-of-phluffia Fried-airs - to whom I all say... sink like a stone, eh.
Still don't understand why these guys aren't playing Lack and Talbot and Emery more, and saviouring Henny-penny and Ry-an Ginger (I wooda said Ry-an Coke, but, well, you know...) for the big, big games (Philly might naughta rode Mason quite so hard, eh) - like the intra-divisionals, or against their key wild-card rivalists.

Hopey Noo Yeer, Swam-pee Thang.

 

[dash]

I think my favo(u)rite one was "God arrest ye merry gentlemen"

Not a wise man: Drunk driver tries to fool cops by hiding in nativity scene

 

[DevilishWon]

My airing of grievances did not go well.

It rarely does....

 

[elocomotive]

To all the nice people here, and Elocomotive....

Well somebody's gotta keep it interesting around here once in awhile.

I hope you all get bags of dicks for Christmas!

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[dash]

Just wanted to wish everyone a safe and happy holiday season. Also, thanks for making this board a fun place to hang out.

 

[forty_three]

Hope all of you have the happiest and safest of holidays. Looking forward to another year with you loons.

 

[DevilishWon]

Comeds must have gotten the gibberish-to-English dictionary for Christmas.

Show some respect, he WROTE it!