Happy Halloween

[elocomotive]

Happy Halloween, everyone. Don't eat too much candy and watch out for goalies...

 

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Obligatory:

 

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Also obligatory:

 

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and to complete the hat trick:

 

[forty_three]

Be safe, lil' ghouls

tomorrow:

 

[beantownmaniac]

I went out for a drink and asked the bartender to make me a zombie. He said "God beat me to it."

 

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"On Halloween, parents send their kids out looking like me"

- Rodney Dangerfield

 

[Comeds]

I dress up the same every Halloween but something tells me I should retire the Bill Cosby outfit this year.

 

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A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit.
One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home.
When her husband came by, she jumped out and stood before him with her red horns, long tail, and pitchfork.

"Who are you?" he asked.
"I'm the Devil!" she responded.
"Well, come on home with me," he said, "I married your sister!"

 

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I'm staying home tonight to greet the trick-or-treaters, I figure I'll just wear a white t-shirt that has "LIFE" written on it and hand out lemons.

 

[Comeds]

I'm staying home tonight to greet the trick-or-treaters, I figure I'll just wear a white t-shirt that has "LIFE" written on it and hand out lemons.

Halfway through that post I thought you were making a Wham! joke.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I bought some fireworks for my kids and after trick or treating my wife convinced all my sons friends and parents that we went out with to stay for the "show" ... Man were they disappointed lol

"Whats most importantly, is i aint end up" wearing a jason pierre paul costume at the end of the show

 

[puckhead]

 

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