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Thankfully for him, the appellate courts reversed the original ruling that would've given her a permanent alimony at $500,000 per year. I don't know how many years he has left to keep paying her, but yeah, fucking the sister-in-law ain't cheap.

You mean there's no chance he's going to retire??

Lets see Parise can walk on July 1st. Zajac has one more year left on his deal then he can walk. Is Clarkson an UFA at the end of this season??

Lou has a lot of negotiating to do & they won't come CHEAP.:D:
 

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I have a lot of respect for someone who can fuck his sister-in-law, have his wife drain $300,000 from a joint bank account for plastic surgery, and still win the Stanley Cup that Spring.

She spent that much on plastic surgery? Shame.
 

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Thankfully for him, the appellate courts reversed the original ruling that would've given her a permanent alimony at $500,000 per year. I don't know how many years he has left to keep paying her, but yeah, fucking the sister-in-law ain't cheap.

$300K on plastic surgery? How is that possible? Did she turn her ass into anther vagina? Did she have her brain implanted in a robot body so she can live forever? Shit, I know a guy who can get you two people and a snow leopard for that kind of cash.
 

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$300K on plastic surgery? How is that possible? Did she turn her ass into anther vagina? Did she have her brain implanted in a robot body so she can live forever? Shit, I know a guy who can get you two people and a snow leopard for that kind of cash.

uh.


Never mind. I'm going to let it go.
 

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the only goaltender to win a playoff game in his teens, and in his 40's.
 
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i thought its something like another 16 years or so? if memory serves me right.

(don't kid yourselves, its not the only reason but probably A reason that he hasn't retired yet)
 

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even in this playoffs, he is tied in points (3) with the likes of:
Seguin, Chara, Weber, Green, Zetterberg, Havlat, Suter,
Steen, Krejci, Carlson, Datsyuk, Lucic, Kesler, Oshie, etc...

Marty hits the record books again, with his 4th point in a playoff year.
a bunch of goalies were tied at 3.

also, he has now played 6 playoff games as a 40 year old.
goals against in each: 2,1,2,2,2,1
like a fine wine....
 

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Marty hits the record books again, with his 4th point in a playoff year.
a bunch of goalies were tied at 3.

also, he has now played 6 playoff games as a 40 year old.
goals against in each: 2,1,2,2,2,1
like a fine wine....

Does he hold the record for oldest goalie to take a sucker punch and win a game :D
 
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