Go fuck yourself Kris Versteeg

[Eddie_Shack]

He rings a bell in front of the grocery store in December and tells all the boys and girls that Santa is dead.

 

[johnnytata]

He wears sunglasses in the club and hits on your girlfriend and your sister at the same time.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

He tricks horses into eating salt cubes.

 

[flyersfan4706]

He uses clips to keep his potato chip bags shut

 

[johnnytata]

He brings steak to a vegan potluck










On purpose

 

[IPostedWhat]

He tricks horses into eating salt cubes.

Pssss, I just make him think he's tricking me.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

He opens up Moose Trax ice cream and eats all the peanut butter cups before anyone else can get to it.

 

[juliansteed]

He whistles on the elevator.

 

[IPostedWhat]

He always takes a penny, but never fucking leaves one.

 

[juliansteed]

He intentionally misspells words, usually involving a "W" to try to be "kewl".

 

[johnnytata]

He's ed rooney to our ferris beuler. He speaks in isms. We asked for a car, he gave us a fuckin computer. He refused to seat us at his fancy fuckin french restaurant. He threatened to fail us for being absent 9 times. He killed the fuckin car.

 

[dash]

He whistles on the elevator.

and pushes all the buttons before getting off...

 

[IPostedWhat]

He whistles on the elevator.

and pushes all the buttons before getting off...

And lets out an SBD as he leaves.

 

[johnnytata]

He whistles on the elevator.

and pushes all the buttons before getting off...

And lets out an SBD as he leaves.

And fuckin sneezes in your face. Fuckin devil.

 

[juliansteed]

He goes to a party and interrupts the good music already playing by unsolicitedly pulling out a guitar and forcing everyone to hear him play "Picture". As if that wasn't bad enough he also sings both the Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow parts.

 

[Automattic]

He played for the fucking Blackhawks.

 

[johnnytata]

He played for the fucking Blackhawks.

And this alone makes him a superduperfuckerface.