GNT: Washington Capitals at Calgary Flames 10-20-15

[elocomotive]

Let the trash talking begin!

 

[elocomotive]

Dash - your team was not a high seed in the playoffs last year!

Ooooooo... burn!!!!

 

[elocomotive]

Your team hasn't won a Stanley Cup since 1989, Dash! In your face!!!

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Let the post Mike Green era in Calgary begin!!

Reminds of the time me and a few boys go to a Washington game in Calgary. A stiff breeze knocks Green to the ice where he lays for a good 45 seconds.

My buddy starts yelling suds: Hey Green get up you gutless pussy.

Woman in seat ahead of us: Don't call him a pussy!!

Buddy: Why not?

Woman: He's my son!!!

Buddy: He's still a pussy. Ma'am your son is a pussy.

Woman: < dirty looks for the remaining 2 and a half periods >

 

[Comeds]

Let the post Mike Green era in Calgary begin!!

Reminds of the time me and a few boys go to a Washington game in Calgary. A stiff breeze knocks Green to the ice where he lays for a good 45 seconds.

My buddy starts yelling suds: Hey Green get up you gutless pussy.

Woman in seat ahead of us: Don't call him a pussy!!

Buddy: Why not?

Woman: He's my son!!!

Buddy: He's still a pussy. Ma'am your son is a pussy.

Woman: < dirty looks for the remaining 2 and a half periods >

That's funny. And awful, but funny.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

alternate thread title could be the Curtis Glencross retirement party

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Only interaction I've ever had with a player's family in the stands is the honour and privilege of being seated beside Rick Nash's Scottish-as-fuck grandfather at a Jackets-Leafs tilt. Two hours of "Come onnnn Rrrrrrickyyyyyy" and "Letsh goooo Jacketsssshh" mixed with at least 10 beers.

Bless that man.

 

[Comeds]

Dash And Eloco Watch Karri Ramo?

 

[elocomotive]

Looks like Dash is too classy and polite to engage me. Burn!!!

 

[elocomotive]

Dash And Eloco Watch Karri Ramo?

Yup. After the game I'm gonna be all "Domo arigato to Karri Ramo."

 

[dash]

Looks like Dash is too classy and polite to engage me. Burn!!!

More like too busy today - Classy dash is an oxymoron, eloco. Just need a win tonight, and I don't care if it's a butt ugly win.

 

[elocomotive]

More like too busy today - Classy dash is an oxymoron, eloco. Just need a win tonight, and I don't care if it's a butt ugly win.

And it would be because you're playing against Alex Ovechkin... buuuuuuuuuuuuuuurnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!

 

[dash]

Look for OV to get fat (or is it fatter) at the Flames expense tonight.

 

[elocomotive]

Look for OV to get fat (or is it fatter) at the Flames expense tonight.

I'd respond to that but it sounds like you're too busy at work today which likely means your job is more important than mine. BURNED YOU!!!

 

[dash]

Is OV sitting at 899 points? Flames hand out milestones like Sutter used to hand out NTC's.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Let the post Mike Green era in Calgary begin!!

Reminds of the time me and a few boys go to a Washington game in Calgary. A stiff breeze knocks Green to the ice where he lays for a good 45 seconds.

My buddy starts yelling suds: Hey Green get up you gutless pussy.

Woman in seat ahead of us: Don't call him a pussy!!

Buddy: Why not?

Woman: He's my son!!!

Buddy: He's still a pussy. Ma'am your son is a pussy.

Woman: < dirty looks for the remaining 2 and a half periods >

Only interaction I've ever had with a player's family in the stands is the honour and privilege of being seated beside Rick Nash's Scottish-as-fuck grandfather at a Jackets-Leafs tilt. Two hours of "Come onnnn Rrrrrrickyyyyyy" and "Letsh goooo Jacketsssshh" mixed with at least 10 beers.

Bless that man.

preemptive ... cool story bro (lol)

my interaction with a players family was one i witnessed ... went similarly along the lines of what Kenny saw ... mine was with Brett Hulls mother, a prim and proper west van socialite a Blues Canucks game and these 2 little shit guys who were the spitting image of Beavis and Butthead just went after him calling him a fat pig and this and that and Brett Hulls mother kept glaring at them and didnt say a word ... just one big slow burn ... then one of them yelled hey brett your mothers a whore (i truly dont think they knew she was his mother when they said it ... horrible coincidence on their part - lol)

I knew it had to be Brett Hulls mother from the get go ... because seated next to her was a guy who i recognized from a local sports story a couple weeks before ... about a local high school football star who was forced to retire from the CFL due to injury

so after the your mothers a whore comment, Bretts mom turned to the guy i recognized seated right next to her .. gave him a nod type gesture and he got up and turned around ... and looking like that old school photo of Bobby Hull shirtless working on the farm ... this strapping kid announces ... Im Bart Hull lmao

beavis then says to butthead ... lets go for a smoke ... didnt come back lol

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

preemptive ... cool story bro (lol)

my interaction with a players family was one i witnessed ... went similarly along the lines of what Kenny saw ... mine was with Brett Hulls mother, a prim and proper west van socialite a Blues Canucks game and these 2 little shit guys who were the spitting image of Beavis and Butthead just went after him calling him a fat pig and this and that and Brett Hulls mother kept glaring at them and didnt say a word ... just one big slow burn ... then one of them yelled hey brett your mothers a whore (i truly dont think they knew she was his mother when they said it ... horrible coincidence on their part - lol)

I knew it had to be Brett Hulls mother from the get go ... because seated next to her was a guy who i recognized from a local sports story a couple weeks before ... about a local high school football star who was forced to retire from the CFL due to injury

so after the your mothers a whore comment, Bretts mom turned to the guy i recognized seated right next to her .. gave him a nod type gesture and he got up and turned around ... and looking like that old school photo of Bobby Hull shirtless working on the farm ... this strapping kid announces ... Im Bart Hull lmao

beavis then says to butthead ... lets go for a smoke ... didnt come back lol

Lmao. I love when assholes get called out. Good on Mrs. Hull for not stooping down to the BS early and for handling shit like a Don once they really made her mad.

 

[dare2be]

More like too busy today - Classy dash is an oxymoron, eloco. Just need a win tonight, and I don't care if it's a butt ugly win.

Look for OV to get fat (or is it fatter) at the Flames expense tonight.

Is OV sitting at 899 points? Flames hand out milestones like Sutter used to hand out NTC's.

Um, Dash, dare I say you're doing this wrong?

/yes, Dare did say

 

[elocomotive]

Wow, what a great and unusual save from Ramo there on Ovechkin, knocking a chipped/floating puck back over top of the bar with the back of his arm.

OV thought he had his 4th of the year.

 

[elocomotive]

Caps controlling play, but a dumb mistake lets Moneyhands put it home to take the lead 1-0 halfway through the first.