George Parros

[buffhockey]

Anaheim Ducks enforcer George Parros will be out for four weeks after having laser eye surgery to fix a torn retina.

Parros had surgery Monday, the Ducks announced.

The veteran forward was injured when a deflected puck hit him in the left eye during Anaheim's practice in Detroit last Friday. He's expected to recover fully after surgery.

The 31-year-old former economics major at Princeton is in his sixth season with the Ducks. He has 12 goals and 442 penalty minutes over the past three seasons in Anaheim.

The last-place Ducks return home Wednesday night against Nashville after going 1-3-3 on a disappointing seven-game road trip.

Good for him, but who would have thought that Parros is a smart one?

 

[davnlaguna]

Westgarth on the Kings is a Princeton man as well. Parros talked jim ontogoing there.

 

[Slimpikins]

I knew he was an ivy league graduate. Him and Douglas Murray used to battle it out in college. Apparently Murray invented a new type of beer tap and aparently he makes more off of that invention than he makes playing hockey. (rumor that I have not fact checked or varified).

 

[puckhead]

I knew he was an ivy league graduate. Him and Douglas Murray used to battle it out in college. Apparently Murray invented a new type of beer tap and aparently he makes more off of that invention than he makes playing hockey. (rumor that I have not fact checked or varified).

yeah, you can tap beer 3x faster with a "Doug-erator" (or 3 beers at once, or something).
he is a hero. I can forgive him for slow feet.

 

[Automattic]

I knew this day would come. They need to ban those dangerous hockey pucks from hockey so that guys like George can get back to fighting.