GDT Baby Bears @ Champs, 8/29

[Stokes1931]

Today's lineup

Because, CF
What, 2B
I Don't Know, 3B
Who, 1B
Why, LF
I Don't Care, SS
Dam Mitt, RF
Today, C
Tomorrow, P

 

[SFGRTB]

It begins tonight, we're doin' it old school...

 

[AlbertFlasher]

Today's lineup

Because, CF
What, 2B
I Don't Know, 3B
Who, 1B
Why, LF
I Don't Care, SS
Dam Mitt, RF
Today, C
Tomorrow, P

Are you saying it really doesn't matter? A win tonight breaks the first game of the series curse and sets them on the right path toward a sweep of Arizona.

 

[calsnowskier]

Today's lineup

Because, CF
What, 2B
I Don't Know, 3B
Who, 1B
Why, LF
I Don't Care, SS
Dam Mitt, RF
Today, C
Tomorrow, P

The sad part is that the TRUE lineup is more comedic than this one

 

[Stokes1931]

Are you saying it really doesn't matter? A win tonight breaks the first game of the series curse and sets them on the right path toward a sweep of Arizona.

Don't go all HF on us, now. Just trying to bring a little levity into the mix.

 

[Stokes1931]

It begins tonight, we're doin' it old school...

When I was a student at Berkeley, I drove one of the Humphrey GoBart buses. One night, after midnight, I was driving some passengers along the top of the campus (Piedmont), and there were about 100 frat guys running as a group each wearing hats and running shoes, and nothing else. Strangely, none of my passengers freaked out at the sight.

 

[Heathbar012]

When I was a student at Berkeley, I drove one of the Humphrey GoBart buses. One night, after midnight, I was driving some passengers along the top of the campus (Piedmont), and there were about 100 frat guys running as a group each wearing hats and running shoes, and nothing else. Strangely, none of my passengers freaked out at the sight.

Nudity and college towns certainly go hand-in-hand. Eugene went so far as to make it legal for women to walk around topless. Sadly, in the four years that I spent there, not a single attractive woman took the City Council up on their offer.

 

[BeerMe]

CF Torres
2B Keppinger
RF Beltran
3B Sandoval
1B Huff
SS Cabrera
LF Belt
C Stewart
P Lincecum

Lets get this one. Torres sparkplug tonight? I'm thinking so.

 

[Stokes1931]

Nudity and college towns certainly go hand-in-hand. Eugene went so far as to make it legal for women to walk around topless. Sadly, in the four years that I spent there, not a single attractive woman took the City Council up on their offer.

LOL! Part of what makes attractive women attractive is they are not flaunting their goods all over the place. (My opinion, others may differ.)

I am sure the less than attractive women were all over that ordinance. Like a bowl of Jello walking down the street. Proudly thinking there were "hot", when after they passed by, guys were puking in the nearest alleyway.

A buddy of mine says, "Spandex is a privilege, not a right." when he sees these tub o' women walking around in tight fitting, body part exposing spandex outfits.

So, were we talking baseball? How the hell did we get here?

 

[the_broom]

LOL! Part of what makes attractive women attractive is they are not flaunting their goods all over the place. (My opinion, others may differ.)

I am sure the less than attractive women were all over that ordinance. Like a bowl of Jello walking down the street. Proudly thinking there were "hot", when after they passed by, guys were puking in the nearest alleyway.

A buddy of mine says, "Spandex is a privilege, not a right." when he sees these tub o' women walking around in tight fitting, body part exposing spandex outfits.

So, were we talking baseball? How the hell did we get here?

Love baseball...but the world is a happier place with hot women...:bathbaby:

 

[Stokes1931]

CF Torres
2B Keppinger
RF Beltran
3B Sandoval
1B Huff
SS Cabrera
LF Belt
C Stewart
P Lincecum

Lets get this one. Torres sparkplug tonight? I'm thinking so.

Hope so. At least Belt is still in the lineup, though move down some. I am sure the protection of Stewart batting behind him will ensure he sees many quality pitches tonight.

 

[msgkings322]

Don't go all HF on us, now. Just trying to bring a little levity into the mix.

This new guy reminds me of a certain humor-challenged poster from the ESPN board....but it's probably too soon to tell.

 

[msgkings322]

Hope so. At least Belt is still in the lineup, though move down some. I am sure the protection of Stewart batting behind him will ensure he sees many quality pitches tonight.

Belt needs to learn not to just look at those when he does get them, though.

 

[tzill]

LOL! Part of what makes attractive women attractive is they are not flaunting their goods all over the place. (My opinion, others may differ.)

I am sure the less than attractive women were all over that ordinance. Like a bowl of Jello walking down the street. Proudly thinking there were "hot", when after they passed by, guys were puking in the nearest alleyway.

A buddy of mine says, "Spandex is a privilege, not a right." when he sees these tub o' women walking around in tight fitting, body part exposing spandex outfits.

So, were we talking baseball? How the hell did we get here?

I believe my Dad used to call that "ten pounds of sugar in a five pound bag"

 

[SFGRTB]

Nudity and college towns certainly go hand-in-hand. Eugene went so far as to make it legal for women to walk around topless. Sadly, in the four years that I spent there, not a single attractive woman took the City Council up on their offer.

LOL did not know that!

 

[Stokes1931]

I believe my Dad used to call that "ten pounds of sugar in a five pound bag"

Your dad had it right. And that picture is hideous! I am going to have nightmares for a month. As if this Giants' offense was not giving me nightmares already, now I will be thinking about THAT!

Thanks!

 

[Stokes1931]

This new guy reminds me of a certain humor-challenged poster from the ESPN board....but it's probably too soon to tell.

I think TZill was the first to call "radar"!

 

[Stokes1931]

Just an observation. This place seems to be a lot more upbeat before the game starts these days.

 

[AlbertFlasher]

Don't go all HF on us, now. Just trying to bring a little levity into the mix.

I actually thought your post was funny.

 

[BeerMe]

Belt needs to learn not to just look at those when he does get them, though.

Especially with two strikes.

Epic V, please post some bouncing boobies so I can get that creature above me out of my head.