Fuck you Utley

[Omar 382]

I fucking hate you you cocksucking piece of shit. I hope you get AIDS and die a slow and painful death

 

[Cedrique]

I fucking hate you you cocksucking piece of shit. I hope you get AIDS and die a slow and painful death

WTF??? Chase Utley pulled my uncle out of a foxhole in Vietnam. Screw you, Omar

 

[Omar 382]

WTF??? Chase Utley pulled my uncle out of a foxhole in Vietnam. Screw you, Omar

Lucky you. He pulled the hidden ball trick on my uncle, Stevie, in the minors in a game in Detroit, and his whole team laughed and ridiculed him. Then he got PTSD, and would have panic attacks every time he went to Detroit. If not for Utley, my uncle probably would have hit .300/.400/.500 over a 20 year career with 600 taters

 

[Cedrique]

Lucky you. He pulled the hidden ball trick on my uncle, Stevie, in the minors in a game in Detroit, and his whole team laughed and ridiculed him. Then he got PTSD, and would have panic attacks every time he went to Detroit. If not for Utley, my uncle probably would have hit .300/.400/.500 over a 20 year career with 600 taters

He can't help it--he's incorrigible

 

[OutlawImmortal]

Been a pleasure to watch him play. Just gotta ignore the pussies who think he's a "dirty player". I'd describe him more as a winner.

 

[Omar 382]

Been a pleasure to watch him play. Just gotta ignore the pussies who think he's a "dirty player". I'd describe him more as a winner.

He's not a pussy for taking out that bitch on the Mets- that was fucking awesome. He's a pussy because he's a fucking Dodger

 

[Mondo Jay]

If not for Utley, my uncle probably would have hit .300/.400/.500 over a 20 year career with 600 taters

BA is overrated.

 

[Omar 382]

BA is overrated.

Agreed.

 

[fullxtension]

Utley is just ticked off because Harper is a bigger oxygen thief

 

[Cedrique]

Utley is just ticked off because Harper is a bigger oxygen thief

What the hell are you babbling about?

 

[fullxtension]

What the hell are you babbling about?

Sigh...always an explanation. Ok, given this:

He's not a pussy for taking out that bitch on the Mets- that was fucking awesome. He's a pussy because he's a fucking Dodger

So bookmark that. "He's a pussy." because he is a Dodger.

The implication of "Utley is just ticked off because Harper is a bigger oxygen thief" is that he chose to be a Dodger because he likes being a pussy and/or would like to be the biggest possible.

But alas he cannot because Bryce Harper is a bigger one. Better now?

 

[OutlawImmortal]

Sigh...always an explanation. Ok, given this:



So bookmark that. "He's a pussy." because he is a Dodger.

The implication of "Utley is just ticked off because Harper is a bigger oxygen thief" is that he chose to be a Dodger because he likes being a pussy and/or would like to be the biggest possible.

But alas he cannot because Bryce Harper is a bigger one. Better now?

Right, but you didn't quote that post and your joke wasn't funny.

By the way, fuck the 2nd place Giants.

 

[fullxtension]

Right, but you didn't quote that post and your joke wasn't funny.

By the way, fuck the 2nd place Giants.

Right but I thought you would catch on anyway. And right back atcha and your rebuilding 4th place Phillies.

 

[Omar 382]

Right but I thought you would catch on anyway. And right back atcha and your rebuilding 4th place Phillies.

Except he's a Dodgers fan. I would just leave this thread at this point if I were you

 

[Omar 382]

Sigh...always an explanation. Ok, given this:



So bookmark that. "He's a pussy." because he is a Dodger.

The implication of "Utley is just ticked off because Harper is a bigger oxygen thief" is that he chose to be a Dodger because he likes being a pussy and/or would like to be the biggest possible.

But alas he cannot because Bryce Harper is a bigger one. Better now?

I'm not trying to pick on you- but was that humorous to you? Or are you going for "so unfunny it's funny"?

 

[fullxtension]

I'm not trying to pick on you- but was that humorous to you? Or are you going for "so unfunny it's funny"?

Talking trash comes in all flavors.

 

[Cedrique]

Right, but you didn't quote that post and your joke wasn't funny.

By the way, fuck the 2nd place Giants.

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Thank you. We're having a nice conversation about why Omar hates Utley and dude puts in some random post about Utley being ticked off with a completely superfluous shot at Bryce Harper and wonders why we have to ask what the hell he's talking about. We're not mind readers....

 

[powerchord86]

Utley is awesome!

 

[powerchord86]

HOF!

 

[powerchord86]

Utley hit another HR yesterday...