Chewbaccer
Illustrious Potentate
My mom has since learned to cook, but when I was little, she couldn't cook at all. One time she was gonna cook dinner for my dad before he got home from work. She said, "I made Manwich" Dad didn't want to hurt her feelings, but he had to ask, "where's the meat?" Turns out she just heated up Manwich sauce in a pan and never added any ground beef.