Florida Man training grounds - uf

[broncosmitty]

Hey, uh, is that a banana in your pocket?

 

[SJ76]

Hold up...






Does the bowl head cut kid with the American flag shirt on have a black dildo is his shirt pocket or am I drank?

 

[SJ76]

Hey, uh, is that a banana in your pocket?

Fuck
You!!!

 

[broncosmitty]

Hold up...






Does the bowl head cut kid with the American flag shirt on have a black dildo is his shirt pocket or am I drank?

That's a zucchini.


And yes.

 

[SJ76]

That's a zucchini.


And yes.

Funniest shit I’ve seen in a week or so holy shit

 

[SJ76]

That's a zucchini.


And yes.

He’s got mustard. A birthday cake with the letter B. And a black dildo in his shirt pocket


Holy fuck

 

[broncosmitty]

Funniest shit I’ve seen in a week or so holy shit

#UCFunny

 

[SJ76]

This is why you live on the beach on FL

 

[Deathroll]

that might just be the greatest bowl cut to ever have existed in human history.

So I take it you've never actually seen Kirby Smart.

 

[OldDevilDawg]

...otherwise known as Gainesville area. This is what the rest of us Floridians have to deal with...






Credit @KnightNasty

#UCFacts

That tattoo, though. Fucking Swamp Lizards.

 

[jjc2009]

There are still more Gator fans in the Orlando area than UCF fans.

#ThemstheUCFuckingBreaks

 

[UCFhonors]

Meanwhile in the sophisticated and metropolitan Orlando which exemplifies UCFans, UCF is at the world reknown Dr. Phillips Performing Arts Center.





Outside shot:


Inside shot:
Dr. Phillips Center on Twitter



The contrast between uf and UCF is so stark.

#UCFacts

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