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Eugene Melnyk is on drugs man

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Eugene Melnyk just told PrimeTime Sports that MCooke intentionally hurt EKarlsson and he is in the midst of a forensic study to prove it.
 

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Eugene Melnyk just told PrimeTime Sports that MCooke intentionally hurt EKarlsson and he is in the midst of a forensic study to prove it.

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Ole' Mel has really gone off the deep end this year.

Forensic study? I'm surprised he didn't go straight to Professor X.
 

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If Eugene decides to exhume the body of Jack Klugman to investigate this further, then I'll start to worry...
 

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How in the world can you even do that? You can't get inside a guys brain, and that's literally the ONLY WAY TO PROVE INTENT.
 

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I look forward to the next installment of Eugene Melnyk probes Matt Cooke's brain...
 

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How in the world can you even do that? You can't get inside a guys brain, and that's literally the ONLY WAY TO PROVE INTENT.

That's the power of "forensics"
 

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So if it's "proven" that Cooke didn't intend to injure, do we get those results too?
 

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So if it's "proven" that Cooke didn't intend to injure, do we get those results too?

no Eugene will then hire a forensics investigator to investigate his forensics investigator to make sure he has no pittsburgh connections to matt cooke
 

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no Eugene will then hire a forensics investigator to investigate his forensics investigator to make sure he has no pittsburgh connections to matt cooke

It's like an onion - The more layers you peel away, the more it smells.
 

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I look forward to the next installment of Eugene Melnyk probes Matt Cooke's brain...

AND :wtf2:....the thought of gay pron came to mind....:wtf2:
 

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Also: must be nice to be rich and spend money so gosh darn frivolously.
 
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