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Dustin Brown / Sean Avery

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Id heard this story before but i always thought Brown had a stuttering problem ... story is just another reason to hate Avery and (its a stretch ... but) maybe question the sincerity of his support of gay rights ... or maybe even question Avery possibly overcompensating for something earlier in his career ??? ...

heres an excerpt from yesterdays SI story:

Brown lisps. He has lisped for as long as he can remember, although the speech therapy he went through as a fifth-grader helped him learn to control it. (The lisp tends to return when he is engaged in casual conversation or after, say, a puck has given him a fat lip.) But in dressing rooms where razzing is the lingua franca, the lisp made him an easy target early in his career. Sean Avery, an occasional linemate of Brown's from 2003 to '07, would insert the needle. "This was bullying, like you might see in high school," says Ian Laperrière, the former Kings forward who now mentors young players in the Flyers organization.

The analogy is apt; Brown was still a teenager at the time. According to L.A. players and coaches from that era, Brown's lisp was not Avery's primary target. Avery also zeroed in on Brown's girlfriend—now his wife—a slender, fresh-faced girl-next-door-type from their hometown of Ithaca, N.Y. Apparently Avery didn't think she was glamorous enough to be the girlfriend of a hockey player in Hollywood. "I am not a trophy wife," says Nicole Brown, who has been with her husband for almost a dozen years (and married to him for five). "By any means."

Shy by disposition, Dustin coped by withdrawing. Nicole says he was the last one to arrive at the rink every day and the first one to leave. He disputes that the teasing bothered him—"I have a thick skin, and that was just Aves being Aves," Brown says—but later adds, "Maybe it affected me in ways that I didn't realize." He scored all of 31 goals his first two full seasons while facing the equivalent of being shaken down daily for his lunch money.

Lombardi traded Avery to the Rangers in February 2007. The next season Brown scored 33,
 

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No need to call the CSI team or have a special 48 Hours investigation, Avery is and always will be a douche.
 

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Teasing about the lisp is pretty weak. I've been on dozens of different teams across 3 sports and you tease guys about all sorts of things. Stuff they have no control over (like a lisp) has always been off limits though.

You also NEVER, imo, pick on a guy's woman. That's just low and asking for trouble.

What a dickhead.
 

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Teasing about the lisp is pretty weak. I've been on dozens of different teams across 3 sports and you tease guys about all sorts of things. Stuff they have no control over (like a lisp) has always been off limits though.

You also NEVER, imo, pick on a guy's woman. That's just low and asking for trouble.

What a dickhead.

Agreed. He teased about 2 things that are not cool to tease about. Avery really is a dick.
 

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I hate Avery with a passion and I don't say that very often. The guy is and always will be a world class dick.

I just fucking hate that cocky bastard.
 

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No need to call the CSI team or have a special 48 Hours investigation, Avery is and always will be a douche.

not too many people seem to remember that he was basically told to fuck off by the team with a few weeks left in the season when he played in LA.
He has been a **** everywhere he has played. A public service announcement in conjunction with a fashion shoot will not erase that.

I can't fathom why he still apparently has a few fans (even here on the board)
 

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His wife is cute...she's not some super model, but she's cute. Sheesh Avery...we all know you don't like the females anyway.
 

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not too many people seem to remember that he was basically told to fuck off by the team with a few weeks left in the season when he played in LA.
He has been a **** everywhere he has played. A public service announcement in conjunction with a fashion shoot will not erase that.

He's like an abusive husband. Just because you came home with flowers doesn't make up for the fact that you punched your wife in the eye and verbally abused her to the point of tears.
 

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He's like an abusive husband. Just because you came home with flowers doesn't make up for the fact that you punched your wife in the eye and verbally abused her to the point of tears.

Wait, really?

Damnit, guess it's plan B then. The beatings will continue until the relationship improves!
 

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Teasing about the lisp is pretty weak. I've been on dozens of different teams across 3 sports and you tease guys about all sorts of things. Stuff they have no control over (like a lisp) has always been off limits though.

You also NEVER, imo, pick on a guy's woman. That's just low and asking for trouble.

What a dickhead.

This ^

His wife is cute...she's not some super model, but she's cute. Sheesh Avery...we all know you don't like the females anyway.

.....and this^. Good for Dustin Brown to marry his HS sweetheart.

Very uncool of Avery, but I've come to expect nothing less from the fookhead.
 

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We really shouldn't laugh about domestic abuse, but god damn is that funny.

I was troubled about posting it, but went for it anyway. Glad to see it landed on juuuuust the right side of the line.

PS Avery is a jackass.
 

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I was troubled about posting it, but went for it anyway. Glad to see it landed on juuuuust the right side of the line.

PS Avery is a jackass.

I had a guy that worked for me once he cracked the joke (in front of 5-6 other employes both male and female) "Do you know why there are abused wives?.....Because they don't fucking listen!" Holy shit I had to deal with a mess!

It was funny and not at the same time. YIKES!!!
 
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I had a guy that worked for me once he cracked the joke (in front of 5-6 other employes both male and female) "Do you know why there are abused wives?.....Because they don't fucking listen!" Holy shit I had to deal with a mess!

It was funny and not at the same time. YIKES!!!

Humor is about knowing your audience. If the other person isn't laughing, it isn't on them for not getting the joke, it's on you for not getting them. You don't see me making jokes on here about how the Penguins are Crosbycause they had to Neal before a Fleury of goals the Flyers scored. They'd get pissed off and Cooke me alive. It's Vitale you know your audience, Orpik your spots at the very least.
 

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Humor is about knowing your audience. If the other person isn't laughing, it isn't on them for not getting the joke, it's on you for not getting them. You don't see me making jokes on here about how the Penguins are Crosbycause they had to Neal before a Fleury of goals the Flyers scored. They'd get pissed off and Cooke me alive. It's Vitale you know your audience, Orpik your spots at the very least.

This is very true Vad.
 

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During the lockout, Hatcher, Chelios and Avery played for the Motor City Mechanic's.

Avery took a cheap shot on this small player (forget his name), little guy played well but was altitude challenged. Anyway after the fact Avery came to the bench laughing at the kid hurt laying in the corner. Looked at Chelli who just gave him "that look" and Hatcher called him an asshole loud enough for the fans to hear-it. And Avery just looked up stunned, both hands open and said "what" with a smerk on his face.

Yes, the guy makes assholes, dickheads and fuckfaces look good.
 

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I had a guy that worked for me once he cracked the joke (in front of 5-6 other employes both male and female) "Do you know why there are abused wives?.....Because they don't fucking listen!" Holy shit I had to deal with a mess!

It was funny and not at the same time. YIKES!!!

Weird but yesterday I was on a conference call. Guy is commenting on how one division is screwed up and gets all defensive non stop.

He said and I quote " Dont wanna see them get their panties in a bunch " on a national conference call. There is like 30 women in that call...I looked at my buddy ( the phone was muted ) and said WTF? The call was dead silence for about 4-5 long seconds and everyone moved on.
 

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Weird but yesterday I was on a conference call. Guy is commenting on how one division is screwed up and gets all defensive non stop.

He said and I quote " Dont wanna see them get their panties in a bunch " on a national conference call. There is like 30 women in that call...I looked at my buddy ( the phone was muted ) and said WTF? The call was dead silence for about 4-5 long seconds and everyone moved on.

How is that offensive? As a women that wouldn't bother me...even in a professional/work setting. It's sort of a common phrase. However, I'm not going into a really...well, professional type of job? We're sort of relaxed, hah.
 

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How is that offensive? As a women that wouldn't bother me...even in a professional/work setting. It's sort of a common phrase. However, I'm not going into a really...well, professional type of job? We're sort of relaxed, hah.

People are babies. That about sums about 90% of the countries problems.
 
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