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Dim Bulb Jerry Jones and his 1.2 Billion Dollar Stadium / It's Curtains

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Your Number 1 WR C.D. Lamb (136 million dollar WR) is complaining about the sun.
Try putting curtains up..............you idiot
Just like his team...........it's curtains for The COWBOYS in 2024,2025, etc.

Jerry Jones, hasn't seen the light, since he made THAT ONE SINGLE PHONE CALL TO JIMMY JOHNSON.
Jerry Jone's pilot light, went out, about 30 years ago.
 
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Hopefully that big tv screen can fit in my house, he won't need it anymore
 

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For us COWBOY fans, there is no light at the end of the tunnel.
 

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I hate to quote dumb a*ses but.......
Jerry said it was the same for both teams.
The problem is....The COWBOYS play NINE HOME GAMES THERE.
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The VIDEO SCREEN in the middle of the field hangs too low. It can be hit by a punt.
The players can't see passes because the stadium was situated in the wrong direction / but they do have curtains for concerts.
And the COWBOYS stink because they are run by an idiot and his son.
 

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Jerry is a very stubborn man, that is what this episode highlights.

His view, probably correct, is that the sun is a homefield advantage for the Cowboys if they play it right, since they deal with this all the time and opposing teams do not. Think of it a bit like the old parquet floors the Celtics used to play on, with their dead spots that were bad to dribble on etc. The Celtics players knew about them and opponents did not.

That's how Jerry imagines this working. Only his team is too dumb to turn this into an advantage. Right now it gets affected MORE than the others since they play a lot of their games on this field and are currently getting smoked at home this season.
 

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The Cowboys should have had a dynasty to end all dynasties, but Jerry's ego got in the way.
 

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Jerry is a very stubborn man, that is what this episode highlights.

His view, probably correct, is that the sun is a homefield advantage for the Cowboys if they play it right, since they deal with this all the time and opposing teams do not. Think of it a bit like the old parquet floors the Celtics used to play on, with their dead spots that were bad to dribble on etc. The Celtics players knew about them and opponents did not.

That's how Jerry imagines this working. Only his team is too dumb to turn this into an advantage. Right now it gets affected MORE than the others since they play a lot of their games on this field and are currently getting smoked at home this season.
That's the bull shit someone put in his ear this week after the initial comments. It's all about two things: the look of the stadium and the fact that changing it at this point would be admitting a mistake that he has argued against for years and that is not done with the Jones Boyz. Heck, they still pretend signing the QB to that deal and more importantly at that time was smart and that Zeke was a better fit than Henry or any of the half dozen RBs available this offseason. Incompetence never had it so good
 

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Jerry is a very stubborn man, that is what this episode highlights.

His view, probably correct, is that the sun is a homefield advantage for the Cowboys if they play it right, since they deal with this all the time and opposing teams do not. Think of it a bit like the old parquet floors the Celtics used to play on, with their dead spots that were bad to dribble on etc. The Celtics players knew about them and opponents did not.

That's how Jerry imagines this working. Only his team is too dumb to turn this into an advantage. Right now it gets affected MORE than the others since they play a lot of their games on this field and are currently getting smoked at home this season.
You can control not dribbling in the dead spot at The Garden. But sun glare, as Cee Dee learned, can't be controlled so no home field advantage for this problem. I love it, Jerry is looking smaller each passing day. Dak's contract is a stranglehold on their ability to fill out the roster as everyone knew it would be the day he was signed.
 

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You can control not dribbling in the dead spot at The Garden. But sun glare, as Cee Dee learned, can't be controlled so no home field advantage for this problem. I love it, Jerry is looking smaller each passing day. Dak's contract is a stranglehold on their ability to fill out the roster as everyone knew it would be the day he was signed.
The sunlight can be controlled and blocked. They do have curtains used for concerts..........
The one thing, the COWBOYS can't control, is Jerry's idiocy.
 

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This clearly points to the problem being the Cowboys offense rather than the stadium. That said most people wouldn't have designed the current stadium to have an issue with sunlight. Having a sunlight issue in the original stadium wasn't what made the Cowboys successful 40+ years ago. However, many people like certain traditions and the memories they stir, even if those traditions aren't helpful or productive.
 
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