DGB Just Raised The Bar

[Eddie_Shack]

Down Goes Brown: So you've become a hockey fan: Gary Bettman's post-Winter Classic FAQ - Toronto Maple Leafs Blog - Humor. Commentary. Despair.

I usually copy/paste my favorite ones, but they're all gold. Go there. Read. Now.

 

[SLY]

Wait, did you say the game is indoors? Because it looks like it's raining even harder than it was at the Classic.
You must be watching a Devils home game. Those are the fans' tears.

LMFAO!!!

 

[SLY]

One thing I didn't appreciate about 24/7 was all the swearing. Will I have to put up with that during every NHL game?
No. HBO aired uncensored clips of players and coaches, but those are never included in typical NHL broadcasts. You won't have to worry about being assaulted by a stream of increasingly frantic f-bombs during a regular game, unless you happen to be sitting next to a Toronto Maple Leafs fan.

Toronto? There are teams in Canada?
Next question!

This shit is priceless...

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

Toronto? There are teams in Canada?
Next question!

That was my favorite.

 

[elocomotive]

I loved the ending...

OK Gary, bottom line: I'm a busy sports fan and I have to be pretty selective with what I watch. Why should I become an NHL fan? What can your league offer me that other sports can't?
We play the most beautiful game ever created. No sport has ever combined speed, strength, grace and brutality the way hockey does. Our players are the toughest in the world, we have a rich history, and we compete for the greatest trophy in all of sports.

Meh.
Um… Did I mention we got Stan Lee to draw a bunch of ridiculous superhero characters for all the teams?

I'm in!
Welcome aboard!

The entire thing is hilarious though.