Dennis Rodman Believes He Should Win Nobel Peace Prize for Keeping Us from WW3

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USA Today reports that:

Dennis Rodman told Sports Illustrated he should win the Nobel Peace Prize because of his friendship with North Korean leader Kim Jong-il, which Rodman insinuates is single-handedly keeping us from World War III.

“My mission is to break the ice between hostile countries. Why it’s been left to me to smooth things over, I don’t know. Dennis Rodman, of all people. Keeping us safe is really not my job; it’s the black guy’s [Obama's] job. But I’ll tell you this: If I don’t finish in the top three for the next Nobel Peace Prize, something’s seriously wrong.”

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