Dbacks vs Hosers Series 9/2 - 9/4

[Desert Glory]

Imagine if Eaton and Campana had a baby, and then Usian Bolt and Eric Young Jr had a baby, and those two babies somehow met and had a baby together... That's how fast I am.

You are also as gay.

 

[Jonas_steven]

Has anyone ever heard of a chocodile?

 

[Orange602]

I hate this team so much.

 

[Desert Glory]

Lol-backs

 

[Jonas_steven]

Come on chavo!

 

[Jonas_steven]

Ha! The dvr was like two minutes behind.

 

[JahiiCarson_SqodGeneral]

Fire Baylor!

 

[Desert Glory]

Ha! The dvr was like two minutes behind.

You were rewinding to get some good looks at Jody Jackson earlier weren't you. You dirty old perv you.

 

[Jonas_steven]

This two losses came to the doyers! Smh

 

[FORKWDEVIL]

Dry Heat (who occasionally posts here) is a female but she posted more on ESPN... she's a bitch sometimes but I heard she's got nice tits (from Orange) so we all put up with her.

how did Orange find out about Heats female parts?

 

[Jonas_steven]

You were rewinding to get some good looks at Jody Jackson earlier weren't you. You dirty old perv you.

Oh he'll yeah! Buckbeak gets my blood moving!

 

[Desert Glory]

Maybe Heath should change his last name to the Spanish word for Bell, because it works for Tony.

 

[JahiiCarson_SqodGeneral]

how did Orange find out about Heats female parts?

3 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[DweeberAZ]

Imagine if Eaton and Campana had a baby, and then Usian Bolt and Eric Young Jr had a baby, and those two babies somehow met and had a baby together... That's how fast I am.

You been talking to Jahii?

 

[Orange602]

Oh shit, it's already the 9th. Quick game.

 

[Orange602]

This team doesn't want to make the playoffs.

 

[Desert Glory]

Well that was a no doubter.

 

[Jonas_steven]

Similar to what sting was saying, I have a simple response for the explanation of a chocodile. Just imagine if a Twinkie and a ding dong met at a bar for a blind date. The two share a lovely dinner with several adult beverages. The band begins to play and the two find themselves slow dancing to some jazzy form of Seal. The sexual tension is palpable! The two delectassens do not feel comfortable driving, so they hail a cab to head back to twinkie's house. It gets hot and heavy in the cab and the passion can hardly wait! The desserts make sweet and sticky coitis all night long. That is where chocodiles come from.

 

[JahiiCarson_SqodGeneral]

I CANT READ WHAT ARE YOU GUYS SAYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Jonas_steven]

Good ol' mccrapy...