Crosby update

[BOSSMANPC]

filosofy29 says we don't have enough activity so this is for you.


Crosby apparently has regressed in his concussion recovery. He was seen this morning sitting in a Pittsburgh park throwing seeds at himself. The Doctors say he thinks he's a pigeon. More details to fowl.....

 

[jstewismybastardson]

actually ... this is a real update ... sounds like remembrance day Nov 11 might be his return date

/the day he starts remembering?

 

[Dacks]

It would be a bit unfair to the veterans, seeing as how Nov 11 would thereafter be remembered as "the day Sidney Crosby came back from injury and pretty much saved the world".

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

REPORTED!

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

actually ... this is a real update ... sounds like remembrance day Nov 11 might be his return date

/the day he starts remembering?

You Canadians and your weird holiday names.

 

[SFNL]

Bylsma said this morning that Malkin & Fleury are playing tonight & the rest will be a gametime decision..... Just sayin

 

[flyersfan4706]

Can we seriously make one Crosby thread? I am fucking sick with these hourly update threads

 

[SFNL]

Can we seriously make one Crosby thread? I am fucking sick with these hourly update threads

? This is the only one on the 1st page right now..... Do you want an official one or something?? Damn...

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Can we seriously make one Crosby thread? I am fucking sick with these hourly update threads

Are you calling for each of us to make our own Crosby thread?

 

[flyersfan4706]

? This is the only one on the 1st page right now..... Do you want an official one or something?? Damn...

I feel like every few days we have a thread saying that Crosby is showing improvement or has shown no improvment. Just gets a bit annoying after awhile when it is not that big of news.

Are you calling for each of us to make our own Crosby thread?

It would help, yes.

 

[BOSSMANPC]

This topic was made as a





JOKE !!!!!

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[flyersfan4706]

This topic was made as a





JOKE !!!!!

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[Darkstone42]

This topic was made as a





JOKE !!!!!

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There was even a terrible pun in it.

 

[BOSSMANPC]

There was even a terrible pun in it.

Fortunately I think you're the only person to catch it.

 

[SFNL]

LOL @ me giving an actual update...

Looks like its not happening tonight

 

[Darkstone42]

Fortunately I think you're the only person to catch it.

No pun goes unnoticed with me.


You know, except for the ones that do, of course.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

This just in:

Sidney Crosby has suffered his third concussion in less than a year. Sources within the organization will not comment on how the concussion was sustained, but will confirm that the source of the impact was Mario's headboard.

/troll post

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Gasp...Eddie quoted that from somewhere so the story must be true!

 

[flyersfan4706]

Gasp...Eddie quoted that from somewhere so the story must be true!

START MULTIPLE THREADS ABOUT UNIMPORTANT "BREAKZ" IN TEH ST0RY!!11!!!1

 

[Slimpikins]

This just in:

Sid was able to masturbate solo today. This marks the first time Crosby didn't need Mario's help to rub one out since he was drafted. Details to follow.


Edit: Eddie beat me to it...