MLB Daily Thread: Congratulations Royals - first division title since I was 10, Sox new GM & more!

[navamind]

Make sure you read all the responses. It's fucking hilarious.

 

[Fountain City Blues]

Make sure you read all the responses. It's fucking hilarious.

I blame Obama en sech.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Make sure you read all the responses. It's fucking hilarious.

I tried reading that story...never have I received so many popups. I couldn't even scroll down to the comments sections, it was so bad.

I mean, being on SportsHoopla, one gets used to a large number of annoying popups and recurring viruses, but sheesh.

 

[Villain]

F A B U L O U S ! ! !​

 

[Mondo Jay]

Congrats to the Royals.

Condolences about Holland.

 

[packerzrule]

where the hell is @black francis

 

[molsaniceman]

preview of WC Game?

Pirates/Cubs 220 pm

• • PIT:
  • Cole
  • (17-8, 2.64)
• • CHC:
  • Lester
  • (10-11, 3.46

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Congrats to the Royals.

Condolences about Holland.

Mondojay, when I see your avatar, it makes me think of this KITH sketch called Bobby and the Devil:

 

[Villain]

Congrats to the Royals.

Condolences about Holland.

Yeah, that blows. Rmilia1 said that dominant closers are the most valuable pitchers on a team so ya'll are pretty much fucked for the next year or so. Sorry about your window of opportunity closing so abruptly.

Spoiler

For the record, I really do feel bad for you guys. I also don't think you're a lost cause without him (in case you couldn't tell that I was joking).

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

where the hell is @black francis

In order of probability?

1) Drank
2) Gey
3) Dead
4) In jail...also drank
5) Still at Kaufman Stadium, still drank

 

[Villain]

So far, both of the two outs this inning (for the Cubs) have come when the runners tried to slide into first. It's the 8th inning.