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“YER OUT!” Jenrry Mejia permanently suspended for a third positive PED test

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You knew someone would be dumb enough to do this eventually, you just didn’t know who. Now we do: MLB just announced that reliever Jenrry Mejia has been permanently suspended after testing positive for Boldenone. That was his third positive test and under the Joint Drug Agreement that means his career is more or less over.

Mejia’s three strikes came in pretty rapid succession. On April 11, 2015 it was announced that Mejía had been suspended for 80 games after testing positive for use of stanozolol.On July 28, 2015 it was announced that Mejia had failed a test for Stanozolol again and Boldenone to boot, giving him a 162-game suspension, which he’d still be serving at the beggining of the season. Now this third test.

Mejia has played five seasons in the big. He started with so much promise, looking like a great prospect coming up. His performance only matched the promise in fits and starts, however, resulting in a 9-14 record with a 3.68 ERA and a K/BB ratio of 162/76 in 183.1 innings, all with the Mets.

Now he’s done.
 

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“YER OUT!” Jenrry Mejia permanently suspended for a third positive PED test

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You knew someone would be dumb enough to do this eventually, you just didn’t know who. Now we do: MLB just announced that reliever Jenrry Mejia has been permanently suspended after testing positive for Boldenone. That was his third positive test and under the Joint Drug Agreement that means his career is more or less over.

Mejia’s three strikes came in pretty rapid succession. On April 11, 2015 it was announced that Mejía had been suspended for 80 games after testing positive for use of stanozolol.On July 28, 2015 it was announced that Mejia had failed a test for Stanozolol again and Boldenone to boot, giving him a 162-game suspension, which he’d still be serving at the beggining of the season. Now this third test.

Mejia has played five seasons in the big. He started with so much promise, looking like a great prospect coming up. His performance only matched the promise in fits and starts, however, resulting in a 9-14 record with a 3.68 ERA and a K/BB ratio of 162/76 in 183.1 innings, all with the Mets.

Now he’s done.
 

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he just signed 1 year 2.47 million dollar deal like 2 weeks ago. dude should be shot
 

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From what I've read, you've got to be a special kind of stupid to get caught pissing dirty even once. Three times in a ten month span? That's precious.
 

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rip..guess he couldn't find anybody to pee for him
 

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What an imbecile for sure. Have the chance to play in the MLB and to ruin it like that.
 

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You have to think there was some personal reason he kept taking the drugs. I expected this to happen to someone eventually but I thought it would be over the course of a career. Failing three drug tests in basically a year is beyond retarded. Like what in the fuck is your thought process?
 

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You have to think there was some personal reason he kept taking the drugs. I expected this to happen to someone eventually but I thought it would be over the course of a career. Failing three drug tests in basically a year is beyond retarded. Like what in the fuck is your thought process?

My favorite line about this was that it wasn't proof that MLB testing was working, it was just proof of Mejia's intelligence level.
 

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When he briefly came back from suspension last year and pitched well I said to my buddies "this guy is a complete idiot because either he's clean and didn't need the stuff in the first place OR he's still on the stuff". It's all been said, stupid, retarded, idiot, whatever you want to call him it fits. I'll go with jackass.
 

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He's sticking with his claims of innocence, will appeal.

There weren't enough facepalms for the SECOND instance...I have no idea what to say about this one.
 
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