Comrie retires

[jstewismybastardson]

Mike Comrie,a two time 30 goal and 5 time twenty goal scorer,has decided to retire today following career ending hip surgery two weeks ago.

Im sure he's relaxing on a nice micro-fibre chesterfield (only $299 at the brick .... DO NOT PAY FOR 28 MONTHS!!!)

 

[forty_three]

Mike Comrie,a two time 30 goal and 5 time twenty goal scorer,has decided to retire today following career ending hip surgery two weeks ago.

Im sure he's relaxing on a nice micro-fibre chesterfield (only $299 at the brick .... DO NOT PAY FOR 28 MONTHS!!!)

Yes, and receiving a Blue Jacket from Hillary Duff. Poor guy.


I thought he retired two years ago...

 

[dash]

"You can't get enough of that wonderful Duff"

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[jstewismybastardson]

if i knew how to put stuff from my pvr/dvr onto youtube id be able to link a great Hilary Duff quote as she was seductively handling ground meat that made me do a double take when i heard it

"Mike loves to eat my turkey sliders"

 

[Darkstone42]

if i knew how to put stuff from my pvr/dvr onto youtube id be able to link a great Hilary Duff quote as she was seductively handling ground meat that made me do a double take when i heard it

"Mike loves to eat my turkey sliders"

How does one "seductively handle ground meat?"

That just sounds gross.




Or painful...

 

[jstewismybastardson]

How does one "seductively handle ground meat?"

That just sounds gross.




Or painful...

well i guess my descriptive turn of phrase can be ruled a success when it comes to creating repulsive imagery

 

[Darkstone42]

well i guess my descriptive turn of phrase can be ruled a success when it comes to creating repulsive imagery

You have no idea what image popped into my mind...


So I'll use this image of a unicorn vomiting a rainbow to convey an approximate description of it.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

"Welcome to the World Luca Cruz Comrie! Tuesday evening, we became proud parents of a healthy 7 pound 6 ounce beautiful boy," the new mom Tweeted on Thursday.

wtf kinda name is that? Are they naming him after an Italian leather sofa made in Mexico?

If I was Mike I would have called him "Brick" Comrie ... George Carlin approved

 

[Nasty_Magician]

"Welcome to the World Luca Cruz Comrie! Tuesday evening, we became proud parents of a healthy 7 pound 6 ounce beautiful boy," the new mom Tweeted on Thursday.

wtf kinda name is that? Are they naming him after an Italian leather sofa made in Mexico?

If I was Mike I would have called him "Brick" Comrie ... George Carlin approved

Well at least they didn't give him an awful name.

 

[blindbaby]

Mike Comrie,a two time 30 goal and 5 time twenty goal scorer,has decided to retire today following career ending hip surgery two weeks ago.

Im sure he's relaxing on a nice micro-fibre chesterfield (only $299 at the brick .... DO NOT PAY FOR 28 MONTHS!!!)

When it comes to sex, my wife is like The Brick...





...no interest until January 2013

 

[jstewismybastardson]

When it comes to sex, my wife is like The Brick...





...no interest until January 2013

poor bastard lol

 

[KennyBanyeah]

When it comes to sex, my wife is like The Brick...





...no interest until January 2013

That's gold BB, GOLD!!!

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

She's got two in the oven?

 

[puckhead]

Judge finalizes Hilary Duff's divorce from ex-NHL player

well that sucks for Mike.
trying to fit in a balcony joke, but that's a tough job

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Wow. There's a Mike Comrie thread.

Now I've seen everything.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Hilary Duffs turkey sliders were VERY VERY GOOD!!!

 

[esls79]

So which one is worth more today - Mike or Hillary?

Also, Hillary stole that turkey slider recipe from her sister - I've seen it on her show on the cooking channel.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

So which one is worth more today - Mike or Hillary?

Also, Hillary stole that turkey slider recipe from her sister - I've seen it on her show on the cooking channel.

Hmmm??? Perhaps there was some Martin Brodeur style in law argy bargy ... Hillary steals the recipe from her sister because her sister steals Mikes heart

 

[jstewismybastardson]

and on esls first Q ... Does Dollar Bill still own the Brick?