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Evander is no dummy, why sign on with a team where you would be recognized as the go-to guy (that's how it would be in Vancouver) when you could be the third or fourth option in San Jose (behind guys like Pavelski, Couture, and Thornton).
 

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Evander is no dummy, why sign on with a team where you would be recognized as the go-to guy (that's how it would be in Vancouver) when you could be the third or fourth option in San Jose (behind guys like Pavelski, Couture, and Thornton).

7 shmill per year and virtual anonymity? Where do i sign?

He just needs to keep his nose clean and dont have any bbqs in parks in the sanjose/frisco area :nod:
 

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Jake and Pratt going at it about Evander Kane on the cesspool. Jake OWNS Pratt the whole.segment and Pratt ends with throwing his head phones off (as described by Jake) that was awesomeness....

What was the debate? Was pratt saying kane should have signed with the canucks?
 

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What was the debate? Was pratt saying kane should have signed with the canucks?

That Kane was already on the decling part of his career since he's over 27 and that the deal was too long. And that his attitude was terrible and hasn't gotten better and old man said he's 25 and how does he know his attitude isn't better. Pratt said it isn't old man said what do you hang out with him how do you know.. Pratt got upset...


Turns out they are both wrong he's 26
 

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Would you trade 7 overall for Noah Hanfin?


Rumour is abuzz
 

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Jakes first choice for off season training was the below youtube sensation and stickhandling specialist but it didnt work out :noidea:


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Grampa Jake: "I was reading hockeybuzz yesterday ..."

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I hadn't been on there in probably 8 years - the site looks exactly the same and still had some e(4) Kessel trades listed.
man, remember when Sportsnet (or was it the Score?) was trying to eat into TSN's share of the trade deadline coverage
they brought that asshat on to spew his E3 /E4 nonsense. E5 was "just reported on TSN"
 

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man, remember when Sportsnet (or was it the Score?) was trying to eat into TSN's share of the trade deadline coverage
they brought that asshat on to spew his E3 /E4 nonsense. E5 was "just reported on TSN"


My fav moment was

Ryan Smyth is resigned in Edmonton according to sources E5

Seconds later
Ryan Smyth traded to the NY Islandera
 

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1-for-1? If I were Vancouver, yes.

If I were Carolina (and run by Don Waddell), also yes.

I wouldnt do 7th overall for Hanifin ... Ive now heard in the cesspool:

Lucky Pierre say he's gonna have a break out season next year
Chicken Parm say he kinda is what he is
Greg Buttons say he's not a top 3 defensive and he will never be a big offensive producer.

fwiw Lucky Pierre also (STILL) calls the Gudbrandson trade to the Canucks "A HUGE WIN" :L

As they mention in the cesspool, if Hanifin is that good why is a sputtering team like Carolina trading him

Id keep the pick, spin the wheel with it and see if you can land a d with more offensive upside.

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I am now seeing 7th plus Virtanen for Hanifin on twitter and Im scurrrrrred!
 

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I wouldnt do 7th overall for Hanifin ... Ive now heard in the cesspool:

Lucky Pierre say he's gonna have a break out season next year
Chicken Parm say he kinda is what he is
Greg Buttons say he's not a top 3 defensive and he will never be a big offensive producer.

fwiw Lucky Pierre also (STILL) calls the Gudbrandson trade to the Canucks "A HUGE WIN" :L

As they mention in the cesspool, if Hanifin is that good why is a sputtering team like Carolina trading him

Id keep the pick, spin the wheel with it and see if you can land a d with more offensive upside.

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I am now seeing 7th plus Virtanen for Hanifin on twitter and Im scurrrrrred!
My guess is Carolina will trade him for, say, Bo Horvat (note: the Canucks should not trade Bo Horvat for Noah Hanifin). I don't think they're offering him for a draft pick to anybody. The only reason his name is out there is because their perceived strength is their blue line and their perceived weakness is literally everything else.

His numbers and his team situation remind me a lot of Morgan Rielly's trajectory. I think most teams would trade the 7th pick in the draft for a 21 year old d-man reminiscent of Morgan Rielly :noidea:
 

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I would do this deal if it was straight up

 
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