Comedy BRONZE out of Vancouver

[mattola]

Fuck this season Fuck it to hell

 

[jstewismybastardson]

He's not the fastest skater anyways. He can still shoot, right? Even with a broken foot he's still the best the Canucks have, right?

Probably. Maybe he can borrow dave grohls chair

 

[dash]

Mark Giordano says sorry guys.

 

[esls79]

Canucks marketing department needs to get cracking ASAP and get a Boeser bobble head of him on crutches in a walking boot and have it available for a home game the first week of January or the attendance is going to rival a Panthers/Canes game. Call it the Flow first half Calder night.

 

[mooger_35]

Canucks marketing department needs to get cracking ASAP and get a Boeser bobble head of him on crutches in a walking boot and have it available for a home game the first week of January or the attendance is going to rival a Panthers/Canes game. Call it the Flow first half Calder night.

Too soon

 

[mooger_35]

No fracture for Boeser. Recovery time still to be determined.

 

[esls79]

Hat trick in his first game back whenever that may be. Book it!

 

[dash]

No fracture for Boeser. Recovery time still to be determined.

The Flow can go, but he'll have to take it slow...

 

[puckhead]

so, 4 of the top 7 scorers out (and the top defenseman)
which means Utica missing it's top three scorers as well.


these guys are taking Fallin' for Dahlen a bit too literally

 

[puckhead]

in other words...

@patersonjeff Dec 17
If Boeser is out, 46 of #Canucks 88 goals (52.2%) on season will be on the shelf
Boeser 17 Horvat 10 Baertschi 8 Dorsett 7 Tanev 2 Sutter 2

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Brock Boeser practicing today

as per cesspool

 

[esls79]

I'm guessing practice today didn't involve shot blocking

taking shots > blocking shots

 

[dash]

On that note, do the Canucks wear the plastic shot-blockers over their skates or it is optional?

/I think all the Flames wear them.

 

[Judge Fudge]

Boeser is a game-time decision.....

It's a Christmas Miracle

 

[dash]

Holy cow what a save by Nilsson

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Twice now on this pp edler has had boeser wide open and instead of passing to him he shoots from the point into legs or wide

The provies write themselves

 

[dash]

Vanek says to Loui that's my blow er goal lol

 

[mooger_35]

Brock is now 5th in the league in goals scored

 

[mooger_35]

Someone missed the advanced scouting meeting

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Someone missed the advanced scouting meeting

heres the other angle ... just as amusing lol