Comedy BRONZE out of Vancouver

[Bloody Brian Burke]

cesspool discussing Virtanen and hot dogs after Jake made this comment to Kuzma in the province:

"I can walk by a hotdog stand and gain five pounds."

/Costco located about 50 steps from Rogers Arena front door

//be very scared!!!

Steve Simmons just got an erection.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Steve Simmons just got an erection.

they said Steve Simmons probably doesnt know who Jake Virtanen is lol

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

they said Steve Simmons probably doesnt know who Jake Virtanen is lol

I don't think Stevie can name half the guys on the Leafs roster.

 

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they said Steve Simmons probably doesnt know who Jake Virtanen is lol

But does he know Jake and the Fat Man?

 

[jstewismybastardson]

But does he know Jake and the Fat Man?

not sure if he knows Pratt

 

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not sure if he knows Pratt

Didn't Pratt undergo a coolsculpting treatment?

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Didn't Pratt undergo a coolsculpting treatment?

not on his fat head

 

[puckhead]

That Boeser shot, though

 

[mooger_35]

This is an NHL calibre shot. Wow

 

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Subban has some nice wheels and goes top cheese.

 

[puckhead]

Tonight's #Canucks roster has played just 407 NHL games total in their careers. Chaput/Megna account for 238.
Most experience d-man tonight is McEneny, who has played 1 NHL game.
NHL has relaxed minimum veteran rule they normally have for preseason.

 

[mooger_35]

First... ugh, that was ugly

Second, this Boeser kid looks pretty good.

And fuck, how long does it take for players to get the slashing crack down

 

[puckhead]

recorded both Nucks and Seahawks games, saves me a lot of time to not have to watch either

 

[Judge Fudge]

recorded both Nucks and Seahawks games, saves me a lot of time to not have to watch either

Little Pissed off. Seahawks board is on Meltdown mode.

 

[puckhead]

A guy named Wong scores a hatty and the Canucks go out and recruit a countermeaure
doing things the wight way.


Canucks sign Chinese national team goaltender

 

[jstewismybastardson]

A guy named Wong scores a hatty and the Canucks go out and recruit a countermeaure
doing things the wight way.


Canucks sign Chinese national team goaltender

wonder how much Aquilini got paid by the kids dad to sign hi .... errr ... the kid will make

 

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A guy named Wong (Tyler) scores a hatty and the Canucks go out and recruit a countermeaure (Taylor)
doing things the wight way.


Canucks sign Chinese national team goaltender

Jordan Subban had a nice goal yesterday as well. All we are missing is a guy named Flynn and George Carlin is rolling in his grave.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

as an aside i was just looking at Kunlun Red Stars (KHL) roster (because iirc thats the team that had the "prominent chinese businessman" who was paying for his kid to play on that team) ... its a whos who of "oh wow, thats where he ended up?"

 

[esls79]

A guy named Wong scores a hatty and the Canucks go out and recruit a countermeaure
doing things the wight way.


Canucks sign Chinese national team goaltender

I hope he can find a place to live - I hear the market is a little overheated right now.

 

[puckhead]

a. humidity issues in China ice rink
b. Nilsson is a tall drink of water.