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I don't know how much blame can be placed at Willie's feet, I don't think it's his fault that the Sedins are looking like that 60 year old Swede in that classic Participaction commercial and Horvat has gone 15 games without scoring.
 

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I don't know how much blame can be placed at Willie's feet, I don't think it's his fault that the Sedins are looking like that 60 year old Swede in that classic Participaction commercial and Horvat has gone 15 games without scoring.

what the hell is he doing, going in on Goldobin, saying he has got to score on his chances lmao

why not mention the vets who've gone to sleep that you mentioned above or better yet ... his son MEGNA!!!???
 

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what the hell is he doing, going in on Goldobin, saying he has got to score on his chances lmao

why not mention the vets who've gone to sleep that you mentioned above or better yet ... his son MEGNA!!!???

Willie sees the writing on the wall, he's going to get canned likely sometime next week, there's no way you can sell bringing him back to the fans. As for Megna, yeah, that's a strange one, but I don't think it was Willie that signed him to an extension, I believe that's Sir Bennington.
 

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Willie sees the writing on the wall, he's going to get canned likely sometime next week, there's no way you can sell bringing him back to the fans. As for Megna, yeah, that's a strange one, but I don't think it was Willie that signed him to an extension, I believe that's Sir Bennington.

Benning may see something in him ... not sure what ? ... but I have to believe he doesnt see Megna as a top 6 guy like Willie seems to

/plus there is expansion draft implications to that signing
 

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Benning may see something in him ... not sure what ? ... but I have to believe he doesnt see Megna as a top 6 guy like Willie seems to

/plus there is expansion draft implications to that signing

He's got speed, greasy fast speed.

/also good point about the expansion draft

 

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/also good point about the expansion draft

from Ryan the biatch Biech:

This past weekend the Canucks signed Jayson Megna to a one-year, one-way contract extension for next season.

I theorized on Twitter, as many others have, that there were expansion draft related reasons behind it. The Canucks need to ensure that they have two players that meet the exposure requirements:


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There had been rumblings that Derek Dorsett wasn’t going to meet the requirements as he’s sat with a neck injury for most of the season. But it would’ve required the injury to be considered ‘career-threatening’ to be excluded from the expansion draft. Jason Botchford confirmed with Canucks management that Dorsett is expected to make a return, and will count towards the required exposure thresholds.

Megna meets the requirements, so the Canucks are now meeting these thresholds without any issue. The Canucks could’ve also achieved this by signing pending RFA’s Reid Boucher, Joseph Cramarossa, Michael Chaput or Brenden Gaunce to a new contract.
 

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to summarize Tiger Williams in the cesspool:
- Trevor Linden is the problem with the canucks
- Willie Desjardins is a great coach
- to solve the canucks problems: they have to do something to appease the hockey gods who have been against the canucks since the 2011 riot - no "iggly pigly" crap like firing their great coach


I THINK THE CANUCKS JUST FOUND THEIR NEW TEAM PRESIDENT!!! :crazy:


/or the US has found their new president :think:
 

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to summarize Tiger Williams in the cesspool:
- Trevor Linden is the problem with the canucks
- Willie Desjardins is a great coach
- to solve the canucks problems: they have to do something to appease the hockey gods who have been against the canucks since the 2011 riot - no "iggly pigly" crap like firing their great coach


I THINK THE CANUCKS JUST FOUND THEIR NEW TEAM PRESIDENT!!! :crazy:


/or the US has found their new president :think:

Those Saskatchewan boys stick together :D

/man, I listened to that interview and he ripped into Trev and didn't say boo about Benning.
 

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Those Saskatchewan boys stick together :D

/man, I listened to that interview and he ripped into Trev and didn't say boo about Benning.

Its the one point I will listen to (Linden ie no experience) and I enjoyed that rip job but overall he sounded drunk on Casillero Del Diablo :noidea:
 

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Ducks inserted a J. Megna in their line up last night and shut out the Blackhawks. Canucks clearly have the wrong Megna. Virtanen for the other Megna and a first rounder.
 

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Botch is trying to supplant Tiger for best rant of the morning :D
 

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"oilers could collect 23 people from Whyte Avenue ... play the Whyte Avenue 23 and they could beat the canucks this weekend"

lmao
 

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oh no ... botch sees the canucks throwing eriksson money at TJ Oshie in the summer :gaah:
 

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"oilers could collect 23 people from Whyte Avenue ... play the Whyte Avenue 23 and they could beat the canucks this weekend"

lmao

We've had the Ottawa Silver Seven, now we have the Whyte Avenue 23.

/That was a great line from Botch.
 

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Gallagher accuses Edler of being "clinically blind" lmao
 
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