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Winged_Wheel88

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You love Wendy's, eh? My New Years resolution was to give that shit up for good. Trying to cut back on coffee as well. Been replacing a cup of coffee a day with caffeine free tea.

Gotta start hitting the gym as well.
 

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Only fast-food place whose burgers taste a little like real burgers.

I'm trying to limit my Wendy's trips to about once a week. Also am continuing to do some exercising, though not going nuts with it. What I should really do is cut back on my sugar intake, but whatever...I'm 23 and you only live once.

I'm pretty healthy overall, though I have no doubt the doctors who told Michelle Obama that her kids were fat would probably think I was 20 pounds overweight. :ohwell:
 

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lmao... my gut is beginning to move now when I walk, I'm scared. Time for CHANGE! God damnit Obama, :L.

Luckily I am not a fan of sugar at all. I drink black coffee, unsweetened teas... I binge every once in a while on like Reeses, then dont touch candy for months.
 

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why, yes i did just impale my finger with a fork.

was putting it away, and closed the drawer a bit too quickly.
fork was aimed up, got a hold of my finger and as the drawer shut,
the fork implanted firmly in my finger. Moved my hand away quickly,
and the damned fork was still hanging in my finger

that'll teach me to do dishes.
 

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why, yes i did just impale my finger with a fork.

was putting it away, and closed the drawer a bit too quickly.
fork was aimed up, got a hold of my finger and as the drawer shut,
the fork implanted firmly in my finger. Moved my hand away quickly,
and the damned fork was still hanging in my finger

that'll teach me to do dishes.

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And yet, finger bleeding and all, you were still able to type all this out on a message board.

You're a real hockey fan.
 

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why, yes i did just impale my finger with a fork.

was putting it away, and closed the drawer a bit too quickly.
fork was aimed up, got a hold of my finger and as the drawer shut,
the fork implanted firmly in my finger. Moved my hand away quickly,
and the damned fork was still hanging in my finger

that'll teach me to do dishes.

pics or it didn't happen. please recreate.
 

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why, yes i did just impale my finger with a fork.

was putting it away, and closed the drawer a bit too quickly.
fork was aimed up, got a hold of my finger and as the drawer shut,
the fork implanted firmly in my finger. Moved my hand away quickly,
and the damned fork was still hanging in my finger

that'll teach me to do dishes.

yikes ... have you removed it yet? show your wife and say SEE SEE WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME!!!!
 

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ive convinced my wife that the standard kitchen cabinet countertop height of 36 inches is not conducive to me doing the dishes ... too low ... gives me a bad back




/so we're redoing the kitchen this summer


//kids would call that an "epic fail" on my part
 

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And yet, finger bleeding and all, you were still able to type all this out on a message board.

You're a real hockey fan.

as coach used to say: "the finger's a long way from your heart"

gah. index finger wrapped up in a domino's napkin to stop the bleeding.
looks like a vampire bite. co-incidence, after Mike Duco gets his first NHL point? I'm not sure.
 

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ive convinced my wife that the standard kitchen cabinet countertop height of 36 inches is not conducive to me doing the dishes ... too low ... gives me a bad back




/so we're redoing the kitchen this summer


//kids would call that an "epic fail" on my part

:L
 

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as coach used to say: "the finger's a long way from your heart"

gah. index finger wrapped up in a domino's napkin to stop the bleeding.
looks like a vampire bite. co-incidence, after Mike Duco gets his first NHL point? I'm not sure.

Get it stitched up and get back on those dishes!
 

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pics or it didn't happen. please recreate.

pretty awkward position to take pic of.
do you want me to mail you the bloody pizza-napkin?

there's another wound from the 2nd spire just around the corner.
not going to bother to photobucket it. lol.
 

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pretty awkward position to take pic of.
do you want me to mail you the bloody pizza-napkin?

there's another wound from the 2nd spire just around the corner.
not going to bother to photobucket it. lol.

mix in a manicure there puckhead

:)
 

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as coach used to say: "the finger's a long way from your heart"

gah. index finger wrapped up in a domino's napkin to stop the bleeding.
looks like a vampire bite. co-incidence, after Mike Duco gets his first NHL point? I'm not sure.

Good choice, those are usually sterile and never rubbed on the asses of bored and angry 16 year old workers.
 
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