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Fuck no... Plus its always gay dudes behind the counter at Starbucks over here. I want no part in that blow job.

Coffee is delish though.

Oh well, the Starbucks here are like Hooters, Fine Babes in skimpy outfits...
 

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I hate this thread, every time I come here nobody ever offers me a coffee, what kind of establishment is this? Starbucks would have already asked me if I wanted a coffee and a blow job by now!

Maybe because you don't pass the bowl, Buster!:musky:
 

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Tattoo artist Ryan Fitzgerald from Dayton, OH was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent. She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it.

Apparently, Ryan found out that Rossie had cheated with a long-time friend of his, but instead of confronting her about it he acted like everything was normal and hatched a plan for revenge. Originally, Rossie tried to have Ryan charged with assault, but the ingenious tattoo artist had covered his bases by plying Rossie with wine and tequila shots and getting her to sign a consent form that stated the design was “at the artist’s discretion.”

No word from Rossie on whether the illicit night of passion with Ryan’s friend was worth it. Moral of the story? Never cheat on a tattoo artist

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Tattoo artist Ryan Fitzgerald from Dayton, OH was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent. She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it.

Apparently, Ryan found out that Rossie had cheated with a long-time friend of his, but instead of confronting her about it he acted like everything was normal and hatched a plan for revenge. Originally, Rossie tried to have Ryan charged with assault, but the ingenious tattoo artist had covered his bases by plying Rossie with wine and tequila shots and getting her to sign a consent form that stated the design was “at the artist’s discretion.”

No word from Rossie on whether the illicit night of passion with Ryan’s friend was worth it. Moral of the story? Never cheat on a tattoo artist

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And they say a "woman scorn"..wow this cat trumped that big time!!!:mad2:
 

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Tattoo artist Ryan Fitzgerald from Dayton, OH was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent. She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it.

Apparently, Ryan found out that Rossie had cheated with a long-time friend of his, but instead of confronting her about it he acted like everything was normal and hatched a plan for revenge. Originally, Rossie tried to have Ryan charged with assault, but the ingenious tattoo artist had covered his bases by plying Rossie with wine and tequila shots and getting her to sign a consent form that stated the design was “at the artist’s discretion.”

No word from Rossie on whether the illicit night of passion with Ryan’s friend was worth it. Moral of the story? Never cheat on a tattoo artist

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lmfao!!!
 

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I wonder if Rossie roots for the Edmonton cOilers...

thats a great solution ... give her a tramp stamp under the steaming pile of dung with the C O I L E R S lettering ... no painful tattoo removal procedures necessary
 

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Ugh... 4 more fucking hours. :L Then a meeting. :L
 

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:ranger:

Well, this place is fucking alive this morning.
 

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Also, St. Louis is a real fun team to watch. Their forecheck is friggin badass.
 

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Morning. I'm sick. Hope it's not the Asian Bird Flu.

Knew I shouldn't have hung out with that hot Asian Chickadee. :tsk:
 
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