Coffee talk

[jstewismybastardson]

Damn fat in yogourt causes memory loss

and serious tooth decay apparently

 

[forty_three]

He has terrible peripheral vision.

and serious tooth decay apparently

And that.

And dementia.

 

[TemptressToo]

I keep wanting to post here...but it's in a hockey thread...and I know nothing about hockey other than hockey players are a-holes (spoken as a former ice rink princess).

 

[dash]

I keep wanting to post here...but it's in a hockey thread...and I know nothing about hockey other than hockey players are a-holes (spoken as a former ice rink princess).

First off, welcome to the board and second, I like that posting style.

 

[forty_three]

I keep wanting to post here...but it's in a hockey thread...and I know nothing about hockey other than hockey players are a-holes (spoken as a former ice rink princess).

Go ahead and post. Knowing about hockey isn't a requirement.

One of the more regular posters here thinks the best goalie in the league last year is a seive.



Besides, we don't always talk about hockey.

 

[TemptressToo]

I was noticing some of the dedicated forums (like the hockey forum) have what appears to be OT threads, but then you open them and nope. This is the first one I thought, "well maybe."

 

[KennyBanyeah]

I keep wanting to post here...but it's in a hockey thread...and I know nothing about hockey other than hockey players are a-holes (spoken as a former ice rink princess).

Welcome!! Don't be shy, no one here knows what they're talking about anyway. Most of them don't even know how to hockey!!

And thanks for referring to me (a hockey player) as an awesome-hole!! I'm assuming that's what an a-hole is. We're so much better than the sheep fucking, turd burgling jai alai players it's not even funny!!

 

[TemptressToo]

Welcome!! Don't be shy, no one here knows what they're talking about anyway. Most of them don't even know how to hockey!!

And thanks for referring to me (a hockey player) as an awesome-hole!! I'm assuming that's what an a-hole is. We're so much better than the sheep fucking, turd burgling jai alai players it's not even funny!!

No problem...the awesome-holes I knew thought they owned the ice. It was unfortunate that they got too close to my toepicks a time or two (of course, I sliced open my own leg once).

 

[forty_three]

Welcome!! Don't be shy, no one here knows what they're talking about anyway. Most of them don't even know how to hockey!!

And thanks for referring to me (a hockey player) as an awesome-hole!! I'm assuming that's what an a-hole is. We're so much better than the sheep fucking, turd burgling jai alai players it's not even funny!!

As a coach, I must agree about you hockey players being a-holes.

 

[esls79]

No problem...the awesome-holes I knew thought they owned the ice. It was unfortunate that they got too close to my toepicks a time or two (of course, I sliced open my own leg once).

As a former ice resurfacer, figure skaters and their toe picks pissed me off as those awesome holes seemed to try to ruin my ice. No offense/offence to you of course.

 

[TemptressToo]

As a former ice resurfacer, figure skaters and their toe picks pissed me off as those awesome holes seemed to try to ruin my ice. No offense/offence to you of course.

None taken. We are often victims of our own toepickiness. Messed up my wrist once in similar fashion.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

As a coach, I must agree about you hockey players being a-holes.

Torts? Is that you?

 

[dash]

The only reason figure skating is a sport is that it takes place on a hockey rink.

 

[forty_three]

Torts? Is that you?

You should hire a forensic analyst to figure it out.




(Saying players are a-holes implies I have talked to one other than Brandon Dubinsky)

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I keep wanting to post here...but it's in a hockey thread...and I know nothing about hockey other than hockey players are a-holes (spoken as a former ice rink princess).

Someone promise you a "welcome" gift basket

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Wasnt sure what thread this fits in but i saw this on the wall at my sons practice saturday (they could probably take it down ... Maybe in november

But i saw it and i pictured cliff ronning trying to convince glenn to come to the camp

"Dont worry glenn ... Theyre not your kids"

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Ken bones a goalie

 

[forty_three]

Ken bones a goalie

He's skating around his driveway, his blades gon' get all fucked up.

His stance is turrible.


That stick is way too short.

 

[TemptressToo]

He's skating around his driveway, his blades gon' get all fucked up.

His stance is turrible.


That stick is way too short.

It's a good thing he's all covered up in all that padding and ugly shirts...not someone I'd want to see naked.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

It's a good thing he's all covered up in all that padding and ugly shirts...not someone I'd want to see naked.

Murrica confuses me sometimes

http://www.torontosun.com/2016/10/11/ken-bone-gets-us100000-****-offer

/pron