Coffee talk

[SLY]

Fuck you Shocktop.
Fuck you Hendricks.

I loved you both last night.
We were so close, so in tune with each other, we felt as if we'd known each other all our lives. We finished each others sentences, we were as one, like peanutbutter and jelly, as if the match was forged in the fires of the God's, stoked by our passion and seemingly endless supplies of orange wedges, tonic and lime.

You have forsaken me this morning.
You have hurt me.
You have left me with a giant empty hole in my heart. That hole has been filled with loathing, self-doubt and vague recolections of poor decision making.

The pictures posted to the web.. presumably be me... are lasting evidence of how you turned on me.
Did we really need to air our dirty laundry for the world to see, Hendricks?

That said... I still love you, Hendricks.
But I may need to take a break and see other beverages for a while.

(sigh...) who am I kidding. You are the only Gin for me. I'll be back soon. We'll have another three-way with whatever strange draft is on sale again.

 

[BOSSMANPC]

Fuck you Shocktop.
Fuck you Hendricks.

I loved you both last night.
We were so close, so in tune with each other, we felt as if we'd known each other all our lives. We finished each others sentences, we were as one, like peanutbutter and jelly, as if the match was forged in the fires of the God's, stoked by our passion and seemingly endless supplies of orange wedges, tonic and lime.

You have forsaken me this morning.
You have hurt me.
You have left me with a giant empty hole in my heart. That hole has been filled with loathing, self-doubt and vague recolections of poor decision making.

The pictures posted to the web.. presumably be me... are lasting evidence of how you turned on me.
Did we really need to air our dirty laundry for the world to see, Hendricks?

That said... I still love you, Hendricks.
But I may need to take a break and see other beverages for a while.

(sigh...) who am I kidding. You are the only Gin for me. I'll be back soon. We'll have another three-way with whatever strange draft is on sale again.

Is this a quote from Patrick Kane?

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

This just in...
when suffering from a gin hangover, and sleep is not an option, an English muffin with a heap of nutella with some cold while milk and coffee is a really good combo.

edit: 8000

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

8001!!!!

 

[kenyg54]

8001!!!!

That will be a good year

 

[SLY]

This just in...
when suffering from a gin hangover, and sleep is not an option, an English muffin with a heap of nutella with some cold while milk and coffee is a really good combo.

edit: 8000

That was lumpy, wasn't it?

 

[SLY]

Earth won't exist in 8001. WW5 will eradicate the planet.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

That was lumpy, wasn't it?

Just put it all in a blender and needle that fucker to your neck, straight into the aorta.

 

[SLY]

I really can;t wait to get outta work and just wail on the geetar for a few hours I really need to buy a delay pedal.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Earth won't exist in 8001. WW5 will eradicate the planet.

Earth will exist.

Humans will be living elsewhere by then though.

 

[SLY]

Earth will exist.

Humans will be living elsewhere by then though.

True.

 

[BOSSMANPC]

8001!!!!

That will be a good year

It will have been 6,034 years since the Leafs won the Stanley Cup.

 

[beantownmaniac]

GM everyone. Coffee, bacon and eggs with a glass of OJ is on the docket.

 

[SLY]

I had ham, egg and cheese on a croissant, some hash browns and a pumpkin coffee. OJ sounds amazing right now.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

OJ sounds amazing right now.

I'll take "Things Nicole's family will never say" for $200, Alex.

 

[SLY]

That was the longest 2 hours of my life... (7:30-9:30) 6 more to go.

I didn't drink or partake in any craziness last night, yet I feel like I woke up hungover this morning.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

It will have been 6,034 years since the Leafs won the Stanley Cup.

Uber-Rep

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Earth won't exist in 8001. WW5 will eradicate the planet.

I do hate my brother.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

I do hate my brother.

I assumed he meant you and typo'd

 

[SLY]