Eddie_Shack
likes oatmeal lumpy
I had always thought it had something to do with my mom telling me to tuck my dress shirt in on proper occasions when I was a wee little lad.
I thought it was that rule that stated that if you were a serial killer and had a hole in your basement where you kept your victims, you had to moisten their skin with lotion so you could skin them and wear their skin around the house, but if you did all that you HAD to tuck your wiener in between your legs.