Coffee talk with Auto...

[SLY]

Im down.

 

[SLY]

We need some beers, bourbon and cigars.

 

[Automattic]

We need some beers, bourbon and cigars.

Sounds good enough that I'm gonna leave my golf clubs at home.

 

[SLY]

lmao, we'll just play botchey on the golf course.

 

[SLY]

Throw the golf ball and see who gets their beer can/bottle closest to the ball.

 

[Automattic]

Throw the golf ball and see who gets their beer can/bottle closest to the ball.

Sounds like we should bring guns into the equation...

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Screw it.

I'm going fishing.

 

[SLY]

Sounds like we should bring guns into the equation...

Sweet... throw the bottles in the air and shoot 'em, this is getting better by the minute.

 

[SLY]

Screw it.

I'm going fishing.

Fuck that, come golfing, or botcheying, or shooting... Fuck it, just come drink.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Screw it.

I'm going fishing with dynamite.

 

[Automattic]

It's 8:30 AM and I want a chili dog.

 

[SLY]

Screw it.

I'm going fishing with dynamite.

That sounds cool too. Gonna be a long day. Hopefully none of us get arrested. Jack will bail us out.

 

[Automattic]

Screw it.

I'm going fishing with dynamite.

Hmmm....sounds like the same method we use to golf.

 

[SLY]

It's 8:30 AM and I want a chili dog.

lmao, never too early/late for a chili dog. Gotta throw some bacon on there.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Chillin' with Winter, the no-tail dolphin.

Clearwater Aquarium.

Creepy.

Is that the one by the Navy Pier?

Nope on intercoastal in Clearwater, FL.
More animal resue joint than "aquarium"
They turned it into Harry Connick (sp?) Jr.'s lab for filming "DolphinTales"

 

[Automattic]

lmao, never too early/late for a chili dog. Gotta throw some bacon on there.

and nacho cheese, onions, and jalepeno's. (how the fuck do you spell hollowpeno?)

 

[Automattic]

Nope on intercoastal in Clearwater, FL.
More animal resue joint than "aquarium"
They turned it into Harry Connick (sp?) Jr.'s lab for filming "DolphinTales"

Cool!

I hope you don't mind me living vicariously through your Vacay.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Cool!

I hope you don't mind me living vicariously through your Vacay.

Just keep youse mitts off da wife, kapeesh?

 

[Automattic]

Just keep youse mitts off da wife, kapeesh?

Cool. I'm gonna go find Pacman Jones and go to the scrip club anyway...

 

[Automattic]

Fred
A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit so he asks the biker his name.


'Fred,' he replies.
'Fred what?' the officer asks.
'Just Fred,' the man responds.


The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a break and write
him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses him for the last name.


The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it.
The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it.
'Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?'


The biker replies... 'It's a long story, so stay with me.'
I was born Fred Johnson. I studied hard and got good grades.


When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor.
I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree,
so I was Fred Johnson, MD. After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school.
Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through School, got my degree, so then I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS.


Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD,
so now I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD..


Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS.
So then I was Fred Johnson, MD, with VD.
Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD,
so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Johnson with VD.


Then the VD took away my Johnson, so now I am Just Fred.'


The officer walked away in tears, laughing

lol