Coffee talk with Auto...

[Comeds]

She doesn't judge me or the jar of peanut butter I'm holding.

Crunchy or smooth?

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

She doesn't judge me or the jar of peanut butter I'm holding.

Crunchy or smooth?

Ribbed

 

[Automattic]

Crunchy or smooth?

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

My 3yr olds self-made 'utiliy belt' this morning includes his blackberry on the hip, a flashlight in back pocket, and a Stanley Cup down the front of his pants.
#win

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Sitting at the cruise ship bar the other night, a lady walks up with the daily itinerary in her hand and says to the bartender, "What is this right here, the 'Friends of Dorothy' get together?"

Bartender, in thick Russian accent: "It is, uh, you know, how you say... is meeting for the gay?"

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Sitting at the cruise ship bar the other night, a lady walks up with the daily itinerary in her hand and says to the bartender, "What is this right here, the 'Friends of Dorothy' get together?"

Bartender, in thick Russian accent: "It is, uh, you know, how you say... is meeting for the gay?"

sooo...

how was the get together?

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Gerd Mornin'.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

today: 1:06 pm Gerd Mornin'.

Hurricane Party?

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

I have...um...strange sleeping hours.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

"Lost Boys" reference

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

If he's dead, can we go back to Phoenix?

 

[SLY]

Howdy people. I consumed way too much alcohol this weekend.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

How was your birthday?

 

[SLY]

Twas good. My liver and kidneys need some rest.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Twas good. My liver and kidneys need some rest.

Best cure for that?
Tiny Phillipino hookers.

Works wonders.

 

[SLY]

lol

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Where...where am I?

 

[SLY]

Candyland?

 

[SLY]

Not many people on this morning... Hope everyone on the East Coast is fine.

 

[Automattic]

If a hurricane attacks, you are supposed to punch it in the nose.