Coffee talk with Auto...

[Automattic]

I wish you guys would just let me know what's bothering you. So much anger...

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

I wish you guys would just let me know what's bothering you. So much anger...

If we told you what our personal demons were, they wouldn't be personal anymore would they? HMMMMM?

 

[Slimpikins]

How fucking late do you assholes drink coffee?

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

How fucking late do you assholes drink coffee?

 

[Slimpikins]

So your post count isn't just higher because I am a lazy drunk, you're on performance enhancing drugs.

 

[Automattic]

I inject coffee straight into my veins.

 

[SLY]

How fucking late do you assholes drink coffee?

I drink coffee around the clock... It doesn't effect my sleep.

 

[Automattic]

Looking to slaughter some fish today and play some shitty golf. All at the same lake we're camping at.

Fuck you, real world.

 

[SLY]

Lucky man.

 

[Automattic]

Lucky man.

I camp at least 2 weekends a month. People drive me bananas. I must get away from time to time in case I accidently slap them.

 

[Disney Plorster]

I camp at least 2 weekends a month. People drive me bananas. I must get away from time to time in case I accidently slap them.

It is good to get away from it all, which reminds me, have any of you guys ever visisted the Pretzel Kingdom? That is home of Rolf Gold University and the Golden Pretzels. A truly amazing place it is.

 

[Automattic]

It is good to get away from it all, which reminds me, have any of you guys ever visisted the Pretzel Kingdom? That is home of Rolf Gold University and the Golden Pretzels. A truly amazing place it is.

I pee'd off the top of the ferris wheel once.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Such a nice day out. I might have to be extremely lazy at work today.

 

[Disney Plorster]

I pee'd off the top of the ferris wheel once.

Very good sir, I like the Kalamzoo area up there. The lake there was nice, and good times were had by all.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Recent scientific studies have concluded that there is a direct link between the purchasing of bottles of wine on my credit card, and me having tons of sex.

 

[Automattic]

Very good sir, I like the Kalamzoo area up there. The lake there was nice, and good times were had by all.

I can't play the Kalamazoo. I can fucking shred on a tambourine though!

 

[Automattic]

Recent scientific studies have concluded that there is a direct link between the purchasing of bottles of wine on my credit card, and me having tons of sex.

Fucking newlyweds. Y'all make me sick.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Fucking newlyweds. Y'all make me sick.

Also we take long walks on the beach and spend hours gazing into each other's eyes, muuauahahahahahahahaha!!!

 

[Automattic]

Also we take long walks on the beach and spend hours gazing into each other's eyes, muuauahahahahahahahaha!!!

Just you wait, buddy. One day, during those walks, she'll start gazing around for a good place to bury your ass instead. :ballchain:

 

[Disney Plorster]

Just you wait, buddy. One day, during those walks, she'll start gazing around for a good place to bury your ass instead. :ballchain:

I was exiled to the couch before our first anniversary. I though that was pretty bad.