Coffee talk with Auto...

[Comeds]

 

[Automattic]

Grillin' out and blowing some shit up after dark!

 

[KillerVee]

So tired. Five year old nephew insisted on sleeping on the couch with me and he gets night terrors. Screamed in my face a bunch. Yawwwwwwn.

 

[Comeds]

Sorry I killed this thread for two days by posting the picture from Party Down.

 

[Automattic]

Sorry I killed this thread for two days by posting the picture from Party Down.

You didn't kill it, It's just taking me that long to answer the question...

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

I've told my boy 1000 times

Smurfette is a harlot. A jezebel. A dirty Shanhai street whore who will never be faithful.
Never, ever, ever, ever put your face there. Never. The stain will never come out.

Does he listen ?
No
Of course not.

Kids today.

Gotta learn the hard way I suppose...

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

At least he did it while wearing his Staal all star t-shirt.


still....



marked for life.


Smurfy whore

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Post more, dammit. I know you're busy fixing the dozen trucks up on concrete blocks in your front yard and going to Klan meetings, so I won't grill you too hard.

Also, isn't it interesting how everyone thinks that jokes about children having sex are horrible, unless the child is a boy and his sex partner is a cartoon character? Humor is a tough bird to figure out sometimes.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Post more, dammit. I know you're busy fixing the dozen trucks up on concrete blocks in your front yard and going to Klan meetings, so I won't grill you too hard.

Also, isn't it interesting how everyone thinks that jokes about children having sex are horrible, unless the child is a boy and his sex partner is a cartoon character? Humor is a tough bird to figure out sometimes.

I try to swing by on all the major holidays.
Valentines, easter, 4th o July... guess I'll be back for Labor day.

And an El Camino is not, technically, a truck.
And the dirt field out there is not, technically, a yard.

 

[Automattic]

My nizzle Bizzle!

 

[Automattic]

I've went like 2 days without getting negged!

 

[SLY]

Mornin' people.

 

[Automattic]

'Sup punkass! How's was your trip?

 

[SLY]

I'm still up here, might stay one more day to watch my cousin play two basketball games. It is fucking beautiful up here. I went all over Maine and New Hampshire. I honestly think I am going to be moving to Portland, Maine. I am going to see if my work will transfer me to North Berwick, Maine. If not, then after the summer I am going to be searching for a job up here to relocate. I am sick of Connecticut.

How you been bro? The weather treating you good?

 

[Automattic]

I'm still up here, might stay one more day to watch my cousin play two basketball games. It is fucking beautiful up here. I went all over Maine and New Hampshire. I honestly think I am going to be moving to Portland, Maine. I am going to see if my work will transfer me to North Berwick, Maine. If not, then after the summer I am going to be searching for a job up here to relocate. I am sick of Connecticut.

How you been bro? The weather treating you good?

I have a friend here that is a school teacher and she has a cabin in Maine. (damn teachers get 3 months off in the summer! Paid too little though) She raves about Maine. Always brings back kick ass maple syrup too!


It's been sweet here. We went out and got a permit to shoot off some big 'ol fireworks. About 600 bucks worth and our best show ever!

 

[SLY]

Nice... the show in Portland last night was phenomenal. Portland is like a port city, not like "country" Maine. I just can't fucking wait for the Fall!!! I need hockey! And I want to play again as well.

 

[Automattic]

I think I'm going to be an assitant coach for the local high school team this year. Going to be handling a lot of dryland and weight training.

 

[Automattic]

I see you 46....don't try sneaking up on me with one of your dirty little OV charges....

 

[SLY]

That's awesome. Coaching for fun is definitely something I'd like to get into when I finally decide where I am going to settle.

 

[Automattic]

That's awesome. Coaching for fun is definitely something I'd like to get into when I finally decide where I am going to settle.

I used to coach youth soccer. It was always fun, except when I had to check the parents. There's always one mom or dad that fucks it up. I will slap you in front of your kid.