Coffee talk with Auto...

[Automattic]

Would you fire pistons at people, and blind them with motor oil?

No, I will be the evil mechanic that says your oil change will be 20 bucks and then charge you 350 when I'm done...

 

[SLY]

lol

 

[Automattic]

How come none of the Guardians have any actual hockey skill?

 

[SLY]

Like a slapshot that decapitates goalies into the net?

 

[Automattic]

Like a slapshot that decapitates goalies into the net?

...Or wears a funny hat with a flag in it and carries 2 sticks like Ovi...

 

[SuperFlyer13]

Would you fire pistons at people, and blind them with motor oil?

His power would be to go from a young man to an old man and play for the Red Wings!

 

[Automattic]

His power would be to go from a young man to an old man and play for the Red Wings!

Haha! I was just talking shit to you on your board at the same time...

 

[SuperFlyer13]

Haha! I was just talking shit to you on your board at the same time...

Great minds Baby! lol..

 

[Automattic]

Mornin' D...

 

[SuperFlyer13]

Alright fellas, I gotta go, if I don't see none of you knuckleheads have a great weekend and stay safe. Later fellas!

 

[Automattic]

Great minds Baby! lol..

You suck, I want to go skiing!

Sliding my ass to the truck is the closest I'll get though...

 

[Automattic]

Have a good one...

 

[Automattic]

Work time...

 

[SLY]

later sf

 

[SLY]

later matt

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

Dude, I don't mean to brag but I have to throw this out there. The sex that I had over the course of like 7 hours yesterday....wow...I am low in electrolytes right now. 25 year old athlete....34+35(if you know what I'm saying )....completely cleaned....I may not be all there today. I had to share. Good God....

 

[SLY]

Dude, I don't mean to brag but I have to throw this out there. The sex that I had over the course of like 7 hours yesterday....wow...I am low in electrolytes right now. 25 year old athlete....34+35(if you know what I'm saying )....completely cleaned....I may not be all there today. I had to share. Good God....

Not saying I dont believe you, but good god, thats too long. Im game for sex multiple times a day... but one session that long? I would'nt be able to walk, my knees would be like fuck you dude.

 

[SLY]

what the hell is the 34+35 reference?

edit: nm

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

It was 7 hours in a row man. It was like an hour here, dinner, hour there, some basketball on TV....hour before bed. It was just a fucking festival. No special occasion either....just fucking because....

 

[SLY]

It was 7 hours in a row man. It was like an hour here, dinner, hour there, some basketball on TV....hour before bed. It was just a fucking festival. No special occasion either....just fucking because....

Oh, ok, thats better then, lol... I was gonna say, dude a straight 7 hours, my dick and tongue would just fall off...