Coffee talk with Auto...

[SLY]

Guten morgen.

 

[dboy97]

Good morning

 

[SLY]

How goes it Dan... I'm gonna miss the game tonight. Really sucks. But tomorrow I will def be here.

 

[dboy97]

I have class tonight so I will miss it as well, really sucks I hate missing games.

 

[SLY]

We need a win tonight, this way tomorrow will be for division lead.

 

[Automattic]

Mornin'.

I can watch for you tonight, D. I have no class. Ever. Ask most.

 

[dboy97]

I can't believe I still have to go in next Monday to take my final too. I think my prof should just tell me to stay home not like it is going to change anything.

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

Can I get a table and a tall black....

 

[Automattic]

Can I get a table and a tall black....

No, but you can have a short white...

 

[SLY]

OMFG... I think I just pissed my pants.

LMFAO!

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

...i could spin her around on my.....


wait what???

 

[SLY]

Sit and spin... awesome move with little effort

 

[Automattic]

Just kidding....she's only 7.......perverts.

 

[Automattic]

LOL

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

7 is legal in bangkok.....or so I have been told.....

 

[Automattic]

7 is legal in bangkok.....or so I have been told.....

Oh shit son! (amazingly, I have no comment)

 

[Automattic]

(or a ticket to Bangkok)

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

(or a ticket to Bangkok)

Ha haaa.


Ok fellas, I am off to hold my pre-final office hours in an actual coffee shop. If nobody shows up, I may stop back in.

peace, and I leve you with this hilarious post from another professor:

They probably studied really hard for a long time an they probably felt like they knew the material, but the test was just TOO confusing like those "all the above" answers an "only A and B are true" an the questions ...weren't on what you said they should study cause otherwise they woulda done realy well cause they studied a lot an they're getting really good grades in all of their other classes an its only YOURS that is giving them any problem cause they never know what you're talikng about an they woulda stopped by to maybe ask you some questions but they hada work an eat an stuff an they didn't have time an anyway they were SURE they knew it 'cause they spent a lotta time on it but you just can't teach very well an that's why nobody's learning ANYTHING in your class an oh yeah how come none of this stuff was like on the study guide an how come we weren't tested on chapter 4 cause the syllabus sez we shoulda covered that by now an I read the whole chapter but none of that stuff was on the test . . an anyhow i'd like to know what my grade is. Do you have my last two exams? I woulda been in to pick them up but I guess i wasn't in class when you handed 'em back cause i never know when you're gonna give stuff back an i wasn't feeling good for the last two weeks anyhow, an you know if I get a bad grade in this class its gonna mess up my scholarship an its even harder than the last time I took it cause I didn't do well then cause I hadda work an I thought I was changin my major an stuff an wouldn't need this class anyhow. Is there any extra credit? Like my friend who had you last year said you let people like write a paper or somethin for more points. None of my other classes are this hard an you're kinda sarcastic an i can't learn that way. We should watch more movies an stuff.

 

[Automattic]

Ha haaa.


Ok fellas, I am off to hold my pre-final office hours in an actual coffee shop. If nobody shows up, I may stop back in.

peace, and I leve you with this hilarious post from another professor:

They probably studied really hard for a long time an they probably felt like they knew the material, but the test was just TOO confusing like those "all the above" answers an "only A and B are true" an the questions ...weren't on what you said they should study cause otherwise they woulda done realy well cause they studied a lot an they're getting really good grades in all of their other classes an its only YOURS that is giving them any problem cause they never know what you're talikng about an they woulda stopped by to maybe ask you some questions but they hada work an eat an stuff an they didn't have time an anyway they were SURE they knew it 'cause they spent a lotta time on it but you just can't teach very well an that's why nobody's learning ANYTHING in your class an oh yeah how come none of this stuff was like on the study guide an how come we weren't tested on chapter 4 cause the syllabus sez we shoulda covered that by now an I read the whole chapter but none of that stuff was on the test . . an anyhow i'd like to know what my grade is. Do you have my last two exams? I woulda been in to pick them up but I guess i wasn't in class when you handed 'em back cause i never know when you're gonna give stuff back an i wasn't feeling good for the last two weeks anyhow, an you know if I get a bad grade in this class its gonna mess up my scholarship an its even harder than the last time I took it cause I didn't do well then cause I hadda work an I thought I was changin my major an stuff an wouldn't need this class anyhow. Is there any extra credit? Like my friend who had you last year said you let people like write a paper or somethin for more points. None of my other classes are this hard an you're kinda sarcastic an i can't learn that way. We should watch more movies an stuff.

That sounds like my 3rd year of 7th grade...

 

[SLY]

They probably studied really hard for a long time an they probably felt like they knew the material, but the test was just TOO confusing like those "all the above" answers an "only A and B are true" an the questions ...weren't on what you said they should study cause otherwise they woulda done realy well cause they studied a lot an they're getting really good grades in all of their other classes an its only YOURS that is giving them any problem cause they never know what you're talikng about an they woulda stopped by to maybe ask you some questions but they hada work an eat an stuff an they didn't have time an anyway they were SURE they knew it 'cause they spent a lotta time on it but you just can't teach very well an that's why nobody's learning ANYTHING in your class an oh yeah how come none of this stuff was like on the study guide an how come we weren't tested on chapter 4 cause the syllabus sez we shoulda covered that by now an I read the whole chapter but none of that stuff was on the test . . an anyhow i'd like to know what my grade is. Do you have my last two exams? I woulda been in to pick them up but I guess i wasn't in class when you handed 'em back cause i never know when you're gonna give stuff back an i wasn't feeling good for the last two weeks anyhow, an you know if I get a bad grade in this class its gonna mess up my scholarship an its even harder than the last time I took it cause I didn't do well then cause I hadda work an I thought I was changin my major an stuff an wouldn't need this class anyhow. Is there any extra credit? Like my friend who had you last year said you let people like write a paper or somethin for more points. None of my other classes are this hard an you're kinda sarcastic an i can't learn that way. We should watch more movies an stuff.

46, quit your bitching, and earn your grades like the rest. Chump.

Learn the english language while your at it. We all know that was you talking. :p