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Coffee Talk V: The Final Battle

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dash

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We could use a shovel in Mulberry, Arkansas right about now, but I don't think it's wise to take a shovel to a gun fight.
 

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We could use a shovel in Mulberry, Arkansas right about now, but I don't think it's wise to take a shovel to a gun fight.
Unless Wonder Woman is wielding it. No need to scuff up her bracelets.
 

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We could use a shovel in Mulberry, Arkansas right about now, but I don't think it's wise to take a shovel to a gun fight.
Well the guy in that original video I have a feeling the shovel would win. :)
 

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Hey Canada just stop or Karen will make you.

 

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This is why we should be making people carry liability insurance on their little fetish objects. And making them prove competence to register one.
 

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Hey Canada just stop or Karen will make you.


Stefanik called the app a glitchy impediment to travel with no public-health purpose anymore. All it does now, she said, is confuse people and make them less likely to cross the border.

Sounds like it's effectively accomplishing it's intent. ;)
 

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Sorry @dare2be that good news is just about to end. Hey @dash and @sbb122 where is the shovel?


Can the Boomers just go play fucking golf on their fat pensions while we all work to support them instead of having to subject us to their alleged simultaneous public health expert/constitutional lawyer/educational superintendent level of "knowledge" or their forays into vigilante justice against children or department store workers because they aren't fond of their manners?

Get off the internet, leave your gun at home, and appreciate the absurd sweet spot in time/place you old fuckfaces. Christ.
 

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Knowledgeable legal minds, pretty much anyone here but @elocomotive *, is there a penalty for brandishing or pointing a weapon at someone? Even in an open carry area?

Just curious, as I have been described as easygoing and a joy to be around** and I have never had a weapon pointed at me. Unless you count the time I saw Kimberly Cannons perform at The Landing Strip***.

*Make fun of Toni C at your own peril.
**full quotes: "not easygoing at all, tightly wound" and "Oh, youre a reeeaaal joy to be around!".
***original take was going to be "George Michaels Strip Machine" but I figured only 2 people would get that
 

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So the guy is actually watering the flowers when the officer shows up but proceeds to say "how do I know you were here to water the flowers" :L
 

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Oh yeah, not only is GA but the US is fucked if he gets elected.
 
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