Coffee Talk: I Should Have Had a V-8

[dash]

Nihilism seems to be the main driving force in America these days.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Its just a continuation of the erosion of trust they have been creating for years.
The government is your enemy.
Science is your enemy.
Health care industry is your enemy.
Environment agencies are your enemy.

We can save you.

Yup.

Building a Cult 101

 

[dash]

I like how everyone calls him Nutlick now because it's so fitting...

 

[KennyBanyeah]

The sheer contempt for their country and it's laws, combined with utter incompetence, is painful to watch.

 

[dash]

We started at 10% and ended at 10% - So, basically just a big waste of time and money then?!? Maybe we should contact DOGE?!?

 

[Comeds]

The government is your enemy.
Science is your enemy.
Health care industry is your enemy.
Environment agencies are your enemy.

We can save you.

I want to be clear. I was not making a political statement or anything, I was just pointing out that those things are the enemy and we, I, could help save you and your families. For only pennies a day!

Do you defecate hardly ever, or just want live forever, Magic Potion!
Are you breathing polluted air, or just want to get harder down there, Magic Potion!
Are you worried about the bird flu, or just trying to lose bad voodoo, Magic Potion!
Do you think your demise is imminent, probably due to immigrants, Magic Potion!
Stressed about finances, well better not take chances, Magic Potion!
Want that new promotion, well you better get things in motion, stop moving in slow motion, just show a little devotion, whew!, and buy Magic Potion!

Venmo Or BlackBerry Pay me for details! And and not only can you buy Magic Potion, you can get on the ground floor and sell it too! It practically sells itself!

Can't afford Magic Potion? Can you really not afford it? But if not, buy an NFT of Magic Potion! Studies show that the NFT works almost as well as the actual Magic Potion!

Magic Potion, formerly known as Magic Elixir. The name was changed because 76% of Americans did not know what elixir meant.

 

[buffhockey]

 

[dash]

Just market manipulation for his billionaire buddies to make more money.

 

[thedddd]

 

[mattola]

he is so fucking stupid

 

[forty_three]

https://www.reuters.com/business/bi...tune-by-2045-200bn-worlds-poorest-2025-05-08/

 

[mattola]

https://www.reuters.com/business/bi...tune-by-2045-200bn-worlds-poorest-2025-05-08/

regardless of what people think of him. this ... THIS is what should be done by multi billionaires.

 

[thedddd]

Was going to add, it didn’t take them long to select the new winner of the boy touching contest.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

 

[mattola]

FINALLY the Canucks coach has been selected

 

[dash]

FINALLY the Canucks coach has been selected

It's going to take divine intervention to turn that team around.

 

[dash]

I'm no economic expert by any means, but mass layoffs and people spending way less money as a result when 70% of the US economy is driven by consumer spending doesn't seem like a good thing to me.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I'm no economic expert by any means, but mass layoffs and people spending way less money as a result when 70% of the US economy is driven by consumer spending doesn't seem like a good thing to me.

when consumer retail spending goes down because there is no product on the shelves thats a good thing too, right?

 

[mattola]

An American Pope

Robert Prevost​

. Leo XIV.


this is fucking terrible.

I know exactly how this is going to go

 

[dash]

Leo XIV is way too close to Theo XIV