CDC alert for Romaine Lettuce

[Guy Incognito]

No stinkin WAY Digestive Tract should be ranked that high

It chews up everything that comes its way.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

It chews up everything that comes its way.

But it shits the bed in the big games

 

[Guy Incognito]

But it shits the bed in the big games

Maybe you should tell your wife to stop pegging you during big games.

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

Anything that facilitates bacon need not be fucked with. This Mr. E. Coli has gone too far now.

It's always some Dego screwing things up for the rest of us
@Cyder

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

Best closing theme song in the history of television

 

[huskers1217]

Gay Texans love Caesar Salads. Romaine Lettuce, croutons, and a great Caesar dressing is the Rolls Royce of salads.

fify

Texans love the red juicy steak with taters and gravy and baked beans....

 

[huskers1217]

Best closing theme song in the history of television

this is a close 2nd then

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

this is a close 2nd then

I know @SlinkyRedfoot insists this is the best, but he rapes lettuce

 

[huskers1217]

I know @SlinkyRedfoot insists this is the best, but he rapes lettuce

how did i ever think Nancy McKeon was hot?

 

[huskers1217]

I did show this show to my kid the other day. He liked it..lol

 

[bamabear82]

Scores only, dunces.

 

[7Samurai13]

Maybe it was the article? Seriously reading can give you the shits. I get them everytime I read my tax return

My taxes make me want to puke then weep.

 

[ralphiewvu]

You guys ever have a honeymoon salad?

 

[mrwallace2ku]

saw the news on this this night and then went out and had a hand-rolled lamb feta blasted gyro…nestled tightly in a bed of romaine lettuce.


brilliant.

 

[lilchi721]

Can they figure out which farm the outbreak came from?

 

[SJ76]

This could really hurt @SlinkyRedfoot sex life. He’s always got cabbage I guess

 

[SJ76]

saw the news on this this night and then went out and had a hand-rolled lamb feta blasted gyro…nestled tightly in a bed of romaine lettuce.


brilliant.

Ur so dead dude

 

[olympicoscar]

fify

Texans love the red juicy steak with taters and gravy and baked beans....

Dallas is the largest consumer of Caesar Salads of any major urban area.

 

[steelerssb]

Thanks for the warning, but I'm picking up the vibe that no one on this site eats lettuce.

Can we get a ratings cornucopia here?

 

[NU_FTW]

fify

Texans love the juicy tube steak with beans and special gravy....