CBS Fantasy League Official SMACK TALK Thread

[wlk3]

Got another dick up your ass tonight thinking that one week in playoff contention makes it automatic -What a dumb ass you is

Either you don't speaka de English very well or you're about as smart as a big pile of shit... In contention means I'm contending... It doesn't mean it's automatic... Should I lose, I'm still in CONTENTION because I'd be tied for fourth and 1 or 2 games away from leading our division... You on the other hand only have to worry about 2 things... 1) who's dick is in your mouth... 2) who's poking your poop shoot...

 

[wlk3]

I like to think that there's a little bit of TLF in all of us. When you push a door that says "pull", that's a TLF moment. When you drop a baby, that's a TLF moment. When you write "yes please" on a job application under "sex", that's a TLF moment.

Maybe I should have a TLF moment and trade Chris Bosh for Tariq Black...

What he get last week 14...? He's got 10 this week...? If you combine them they almost add up to what Bosh got me last week...

 

[True Lakers Fan]

Maybe I should have a TLF moment and trade Chris Bosh for Tariq Black...

What he get last week 14...? He's got 10 this week...? If you combine them they almost add up to what Bosh got me last week...

I wish you would

While I am at it, I'm also wishing they would shut Kobe down for the season as of today. It would make more sense since they obviously don't want to win games

 

[True Lakers Fan]

Hey I figured with all of that crack you've been smoking, mabe I could slip you Tarik for Bosh.

 

[True Lakers Fan]

Either way those of you that are too lazy to set your line up each week are going to be replaced or eliminated next October and replaced with participants that care. It screws everyone up when you intentionally let certain players win with your actions.

 

[HurricaneDij39]

Not related to our fantasy league,

...but tonight I had the privilege of getting an autograph of an 18-year-old girl from my old high school. She's putting off a significant shoulder operation so she could have one more go-around playing the sport she loves (the sport we all love). To be specific, she's playing her senior season with a torn labrum, and so much of her game revolves around her perimeter shooting, which makes the feat that much more impressive.

I was completely floored by her maturity level for her age.
No thanks to TLF for his creepy, long-time desire to achieve mind-control over "young women" though.

 

[Lakers+USC=#1]

Are you saying TLF is a child ******er?

 

[wlk3]

Are you saying TLF is a child ******er?

 

[True Lakers Fan]

Not related to our fantasy league,

...but tonight I had the privilege of getting an autograph of an 18-year-old girl from my old high school. She's putting off a significant shoulder operation so she could have one more go-around playing the sport she loves (the sport we all love). To be specific, she's playing her senior season with a torn labrum, and so much of her game revolves around her perimeter shooting, which makes the feat that much more impressive.

I was completely floored by her maturity level for her age and to be honest I have the hots for young girls. It is a sickness of mine.
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Truthfully - you need to keep this shit to yourself per vert

 

[True Lakers Fan]

Why in the fuck did you want an autograph from an 18 year old child anyways? Grow up and leae those kids alone

 

[OutlawImmortal]

Hurricane once told me, "if there's grass on the field then play ball". I think he's a sick pervert.

 

[True Lakers Fan]

Hurricane once told me, "if there's grass on the field then play ball". I think he's a sick pervert.

I agree - He told me last year that him and Sman had been lovers for several years. I simply told him that was more information than I wanted to know. If two guys wants to get it on, I don't want to know. He also said he had the hots for punchline

 

[wlk3]

This thread has become hilarious!!!

Also fuck TLF and Brandon Jennings...

 

[True Lakers Fan]

This thread has become hilarious!!!

Also fuck TLF and Brandon Jennings...

Thanks man - after seeing my pastors wife leave the land of the world at 70 years old, and having to take care of my 90 year old mother - I needed that laugh

 

[True Lakers Fan]

Not to rub it in, but Bandon Jennings.. the of the week for me - lol

 

[True Lakers Fan]

This thread has become hilarious!!!

Also fuck TLF and Brandon Jennings...

I have to admit though - I nearly fell out of my chair when he scored 65 the other night - I really enjoyed that one considering a couple of best were down.

 

[True Lakers Fan]

The good news it's not over yet, but I think everything for you WLK will depend on how many minutes Kobe gets with that torn rotator cuff. That's the one Kobe says he can play with. I would love to say I hope you're not screw, but well, uh, I would be telling a lie -

 

[wlk3]

The good news it's not over yet, but I think everything for you WLK will depend on how many minutes Kobe gets with that torn rotator cuff. That's the one Kobe says he can play with. I would love to say I hope you're not screw, but well, uh, I would be telling a lie -

Oh I'm fucked right now, but I'm still looking at some things... This week was OVER when Jennings ass went crazy and Cousins didn't sit... I got some life though... it was only a matter of time for Kobe, I'd rather know now...

 

[hockey878]

If I pick up Tarik Black off wavers will someone trade me Chris Bosh for him?

 

[HurricaneDij39]

Are you saying TLF is a child ******er?

Sman had confirmed it, and he's no dummy. He had won the Laker fan pick 'em contest on CBS a few years ago. Hopefully times have changed, but we still may want to alert the authorities if TLF ever picks up Giannis in one of our fantasy leagues.

From 2013:

http://www.sportshoopla.com/forums/...rs-sman-has-complete-mind-control-over-5.html

Can someone please explain to me why Hurricane gets so upset if he really has that mind control power over all of us. Why isn't he using his secret powers to control what we say? Man o man, the women I could have with that kind of power. Young and deliciously beautiful women

Yeah - when I saw Marshall, was balling, I started looking for him as a free agent - He played closed to three weeks or more before his name popped up and I grabbed him like a horny man grabbing a beautiful 18 year old girl