Caption Time!

[forty_three]

Breaking up Ichabod Crane's second fight of the night.

 

[Gooch1034]

"Ewww MacKinnon that fart STINKS you sick bastard!"

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Breaking up Ichabod Crane's second fight of the night.

I don't know which area of this pic to caption? Do I zero in on the obvious fight with the headless hockey player or the hilarious face of the referee? And what about the Avalanche players on the bench? Do I try to dig into their minds for my hysterically funny quip? How about the frivolous but lovable St Louis fans who found something more entertaining to capture on their iphones than the fight taking place right in front of their faces? Further inspection suggests there's a possibility with the kid on the extreme right. Perhaps he's wondering why the fans are OK with hockey players fighting but the Police weren't so keen on his daddy whipping a drunken bastard's ass at the bar last night when the creep slapped his mom's behind while she was waiting tables? I just don't know where to begin.

 

[dash]

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you...

 

[mattola]

AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

 

[banditshcky11]

Breaking up Ichabod Crane's second fight of the night.

MEDIC!!!!!!!